Humor has a way of transcending even the most serious of professions, and the military is no exception. The following quotes encapsulate the wit and wisdom of those who serve. Here are ten humorous military quotes that not only entertain but also provide a lighter perspective on life in uniform.
1. Inspirational Quotes About The Military
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“In the military, it’s not that they expect you to get it right the first time. They just appreciate that you try not to blow anything up!”
2. 50+ Funny Military Quotes To Appreciate Them
“The only time you’ll see your drill sergeant smile is when they are showing you the photo of their last haircut!”
3. Famous Funny Military Quotes
“Why do we never tell secrets on a base? Because there are too many ‘eaves-to-the-ground’!”
4. More Famous Funny Military Quotes
“I told my commander I could use some extra training to sharpen my skills, he sent me to clean the toilets!”
5. Military Tank Quotes Funny
“The key to a successful military operation is keeping your tank full and your jokes full of gas!”
6. 280+ Military Quotes That Will Inspire Your Warrior Spirit
“Serving in the military is the only job where you can get hired for being great at following orders—and still get told you didn’t do it right!”
7. Awesome Military Quotes
“I’m not saying I’m the best soldier… But I’ve definitely mastered the art of waiting in line!”
8. Humorous Military Quotes
“They say the best way to make a soldier laugh is to tell them there are no push-ups in boot camp!”
9. Funny Military Motivational Quotes
“Being in the military means you have a great chance of dying for your country—provided they can find a flight that’s not delayed!”
10. Funny Military Quotes
“The food in the military isn’t terrible. It’s just seasoned with the tears of the cooks who couldn’t find the fire extinguisher!”
