Christmas cards are a delightful way to spread cheer and a sprinkle of humor during the festive season. Here we present a collection of ten funny quotes perfect for your Christmas cards, each guaranteed to wrap your loved ones in laughter.
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“The one thing to remember about Christmas is that you should be nice to your spouse. We have all seen what happens to those who are not.”
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“I told Santa you were good this year, but he doesn’t need to know I’m lying.”
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“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten, and his present remembered.”
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“Dear Santa, I can explain….”
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“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear… but please try to stay on key!”
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“I’m not saying I’m Santa, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Santa in a room together.”
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“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your joy.”
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“You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why… Santa Claus is coming to town… and he’s bringing awkward family photos!”
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“I don’t know if Christmas is a time for giving, but it sure is a time for receiving…gifts!”
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“Not going to lie, I’m just here for the cookies!”