As the Christmas season envelops us in a whirl of festivity, humor becomes a quintessential ingredient in celebrating this joyful time of year. Here’s a curated selection of ten funny Christmas quotes, perfect for sharing on Tumblr, to bring out the laughter amidst the holiday cheer.
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“Christmas is a time when you get homesick—even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson
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“The only time of year when it’s socially acceptable to put your Hey Jude on repeat is Christmas.” – Anonymous
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!” – Anonymous
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“‘Tis the season to be jolly, but if you’re too jolly, there’s always eggnog!” – Anonymous
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“The worst thing about Christmas shopping is it’s so hard to find a present for someone who’s expecting you to give them a present!” – Anonymous
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“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.” – Anonymous
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“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a list of things I need to do before Christmas.” – Anonymous
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“What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!” – Anonymous
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“I told Santa I wanted a cool, calming Christmas. But he brought me the family instead!” – Anonymous
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“Christmas is a time when you can buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” – Anonymous
These whimsical nuggets of humor encapsulate the lighthearted spirit of the holidays. Share them joyfully on Tumblr and spread the laughter this Christmas season!
