List of Funny stewie griffin quotes from series ‘Family Guy’

List of Funny stewie griffin quotes from series 'Family Guy'

stewie griffin quotes

stewie griffin is a main character from the animated television series Family Guy.A collection of quotes of Stewie Griffin in the tv show Family Guy.


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“Go. Away Fat man.” — stewie griffin quotes

stewie griffin quotes



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“I'm guessing this one owned a bunny but not anymore.” — stewie griffin quotes

stewie griffin quotes



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“Alright, i guess this is the night bitches die.” — stewie griffin quotes

stewie griffin quotes



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“Yeah, I heard it. They say my name on TV all the time. Calm down, bitch.” — stewie griffin quotes

stewie griffin quotes



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“Make any joke you want, you know I look good.” — stewie griffin quotes

stewie griffin quotes



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“Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.” — stewie griffin quotes

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“Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy!” — stewie griffin quotes,stewie griffin quotes mom mommy


“I love you. I mean, you know, not in like a 'Hey, let's have an underpants party' or whatever grownups do when they're in love. But I mean, I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without. You give my life purpose. And maybe, maybe that's enough. Because that's just about the greatest gift one friend can give another” — stewie griffin quotes,stewie griffin quotes i love you


“Who the hell do you think you are?!!” — stewie griffin quotes


“Meg stop whining, Chris stay on your side and Lois, for God's sake get off your ass and do some parenting!” — stewie griffin quotes


“Hm, how often do you see a thirteenth century well in this day and age?” — stewie griffin quotes 


“You left me in there for 6 six and a half hours, you son of a bitch!” — stewie griffin quotes


“Oh, you are just the worst type of person.” — stewie griffin quotes


“No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.” — stewie griffin quotes


“Damn you, Damn the Broccoli, and Damn the Wright Brothers.” — stewie griffin quotes


“Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight.” — stewie griffin quotes


“Isn't it funny how they say "life is like a box of chocolates"? Well in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades!” — stewie griffin quotes


“Oh, forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials.” — stewie griffin quotes


“Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening.” — stewie griffin quotes

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