Best 130 funny quotes about my ex boyfriend or girlfriends with images
Do you miss your ex?How can I move on from my ex?How do I make my ex fall back in love with me?What did you say to your ex after a breakup?What are some ways to get over my ex boyfriend?What are some funny quotes about my ex boyfriend?Enjoy our collection of best quotes about ex with beautiful images.
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“Your ex’s prayer might be to see you fail, but you need to prove them wrong.”
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“You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.”
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“You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“You’re my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.”
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“You shouldn’t get into a relationship knowing that you still have feelings for your EX.”
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“You said I used to be your favorite book but now you are ripping off my pages to write her a novel.”
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“You know for a guy, you act like a little bitch.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes
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“You ex’s prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Yes, you broke my heart, but after seeing how much uglier your new girlfriend is than me, we can call it even.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Yes, he’s my ex. And he’s not a jerk,he’s not a liar and I don’t hate him. He’s a person who once made my life perfect.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“World Ex Day is celebrated on 11th January annual.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“When your past calls,don’t answer. It has nothing new to say.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“When your ex texts you after months “Hey, What’s up”…Not today Satan, not today.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“When your ex says:”you’ll never find anyone like me.” just smile and reply ” that’s the point.”.” ex boyfirend quotes
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“When you past calls,don’t answer. It has nothing new to say.”
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“When looking back doesn’t interest you anymore,you’re doing something right.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“When an ex says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.””funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Whatever,bitch. I’m prettier than you, I win.”
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“We’re not friends, we’re not ememies, We’re stranger with some memories.”
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“We didn’t date. But you were my ex-something,my ex-maybe, My ex-almost.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“To save face, it’s better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.” ― Anthony Liccione
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“To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.” — Bess Myerson
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“They always come back, especially when you’ve moved on.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“There’s nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“There’s a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didn’t get back together with your EX-Boyfriend.” — ex boyfirend quotes
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“The way My ex used to lie…even when he texts me “Good morning”, I had to go outside to see if its really morning!”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.”
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“The past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.”
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“The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend’s ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did.” — Sonya Parker
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“That’s not my EX, That’s A mistake!”
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“Thanks for the EX-perience. Our time has EX-pired. Now, EX – it my life.”
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“Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back into your butt.”
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“Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Sometimes you miss the memores, Not the person.”
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“Shh…Sometimes I think about calling my ex-boyfriend. LOL,just kidding! I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.”
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“Saw ex girlfriend working at subway, She had to make me a sandwich.”
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“Remember, when she cancels a date,she has to; but…when he cancels a date, he has TWO.” — ex boyfirend quotes
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“Our beer is as cold as your EX’s heart.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“One relationship ends but life goes on. Your Ex’ was just a stepping stone to something better.” — Sushan R Sharma
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“One day you’re gonna remember me and how much I loved you…Then you’re gonna hate yourself for letting me go.”
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“One day you’re going to wake up and realize how special she is — and when that day comes, she’ll be waking up next to the guy who already knew. ”
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“Oh,you’re dating my ex. I thought the five second rule was for food only.”
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“Oh, you’re the ex? Nice to meet you, I’m the up-grade.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Oh, you’re dating my ex? I thought the five second rule only applies for food I dropped.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Oh you’re dating my EX? Cool, i’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”
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“Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.”
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“Not one single famale can make me jealous over a man I already dealt with. Mark my words. If he was worth keeping, I’d still have him.”
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“No boyfriend,No problems.”
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“Never let your new love pay for the troubles your EX put you through.”
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“Never let an old flame burn you twice.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else,because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.”
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“My mom calls my ex boyfriend a douchebag.”
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“My mind refuses to let go of your memories. My heart refuses to let go of your love. I refuse to let go of YOU.”
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“My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“My EX? We’re not FRIENDS, We’re not ENEMIES. We’re just STRANGERS with some MEMORIES.”
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“My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“My ex boyfriend’s facebook status said: “Suicidal and standing on the edge.’…So I poked him.”
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“My ex boyfriend,was abusive. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work, but it was actually my two brothers.”
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“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there. NAH Boo.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“MY “give a fuck” is broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional!”
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“Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you. ” — ex boyfirend quotes
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“It took only a few mements to fall in love with you, but it is taking me forever to move on…”
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“It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.” — ex boyfirend quotes
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“It may seem as the hardest thing in the world, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you.” — The Notebook
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“It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Irregardless, ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just the rules of feminism.” — Mean Girls
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“I’m proud of my heart. It’s been played, stabbed,cheated,burned and broken, but somehow still works.”
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“I’m not crying because of you; you’re not worth it, I’m crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are”
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“I’m in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend you’ve ever had.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes
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“If your ex texts you saying “I miss you” that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.” — ex boyfirend quotes
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“If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex!”ex boyfriend quotes
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“If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours, If it doesn’t fuck him, he was a dick anyway.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“If you line up all your ex lovers in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them.” — Alexis Rose
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“If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“If someone did something bad enough to make you remove them from your life, don’t be foolish enough to invite them back in.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend!”ex boyfriend quotes
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“I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.”
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“I think it’s cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.”
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“I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.”
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“I love you,not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.”
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“I love meeting my Ex’s new boyfriend and thinking, ‘Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.’”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“I hope the weekend comes as quick as my ex-boyfriend.”
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“I hate you because you make me hate you.”ex boyfriend quotes
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“I had a lot of reasons to give up on you. But I still chose to stay. You had a lot of reasons to stay. But you chose to give up.”
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“I don’t hate you, I’m just disappointed. you turned into everything you said you’d never be.”
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“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” ex boyfirend quotes
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“I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“I do not hate you. I just don’t want to give you the opportunity to hurt me again.”
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“I couldn’t help but notice that I’m much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five, at last count.”ex boyfriend quotes
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“I cared,you didn’t,I cried,you laughed. I was hurt,you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“I can’t forgive you, but that is a small problem. I can’t forget you either… that, is the big problem. I miss you.”
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“I accidentally bumped into my ex today…With my car…at 60mph…on purpose.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Ex-boyfriend just egged my car while I was at work… I have a dash cam you idiot,See you in court.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.”
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“Ex boyfriends be like: ” Oh she’s getting over me? I better change that and text her.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“Everybody knows somebody who’s Facebook relationship status should be ‘Still banging my ex.’”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Ever looked at your ex and wondered:” Was I drunk the entire relationship?”” — ex boyfirend quotes
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“Don’t waste your life, impressing others! Its your life,Live it & Love it!”
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“Don’t get all depressed over a guy from your past, That’s like being sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Don’t feel special, apparently my ex fucks everyone.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“Don’t cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won’t let you see the stars.” — Author Unknown
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“Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.”
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“Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.” — ex boyfirend quotes
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“Dear ex-boyfriend: Don’t worry I’m not jealous, I already know what kind of shit your downgrade will get already.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Dear EX: You are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.”
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“Dear EX: I won’t block you,delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.”
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“Dear Ex,when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had, regret what you’ve lost,and realize what you’re never getting back.”
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“Dear EX,just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Dear EX, this is for you: ” I was about to find you in my dictionary, but I almost forgot,you already have no meaning.”
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“Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.” — Kendrick Cole
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“Choose the guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents,not his bedroom.”
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“Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate,his mom will love, and that he will never forget.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes
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“As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex
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“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“An “ex” is called an “ex” because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”
