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“Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night. ”— Jim Mitchell,funny friday quotes
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“Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other. ” — Karen Kain,funny friday quotes
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“Fridays are not 'pants optional'. ” — Nancy Cartwright
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“Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? ” — Anonymous,funny friday quotes
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“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. ” — Unknown
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“I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent. ”— Ann Diehl,funny friday quotes
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“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. ” — Noel Coward,funny friday quotes
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“It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. ”— American Proverb,funny friday quotes
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“Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas. ” — Friends,funny friday quotes
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“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check. ”— Byron Pulsifer
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“Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm. ”— Byron Pulsifer,funny friday quotes
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“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. ”— Richard Nelson Bolles
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“Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ”— Unknown,funny friday quotes
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“People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama. ” — Carmen Electra
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ” — Henry Youngman,funny friday quotes
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“There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting! ”— George Carlin,funny friday quotes
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“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ” — John Shirley,funny friday quotes
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“Worrying ain't a waste of time! If you never want things to happen, start worrying about them, success rate 90%! ”— Anonymous,funny friday quotes
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“Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ” — Ogden Nash
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“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. ” — Richard Nelson Bolles,funny friday quotes
