Friendship, an ineffable bond that sweeps across boundaries, often carries with it a delightful amalgamation of humor and sincerity. As we navigate this intricate tapestry of camaraderie, poignant yet laugh-inducing quotes serve as the fabric that binds our shared experiences. Here are 34 funny friendship quotes that encapsulate the whimsical nature of this extraordinary connection.
Funny Friendship Quote 1
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone!”
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“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
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“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!’”
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“A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.”
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“You are the peanut butter to my jelly.”
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“If you have crazy friends, you have everything.”
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“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
Funny Friendship Quote 8
“We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.”
Funny Friendship Quote 9
“I would take a bullet for you. Not in the face. But maybe in the leg.”
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“You’re like a fart; I might not always like you, but you make me laugh.”
Funny Friendship Quote 11
“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but best friends are like the stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”
Funny Friendship Quote 12
“Friendship is what happens when you’re too lazy to find new friends.”
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“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
Funny Friendship Quote 14
“You and I are more than friends; we’re like a really small gang.”
Funny Friendship Quote 15
“My friends are my non-turf-ropping, shamelessly-open-mouthed, spirit animal-screaming squad.”
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“If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much.”
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“We’re the kind of friends who will sit in silence together and then laugh at how weird we are.”
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“You make me laugh even when I don’t want to.”
Funny Friendship Quote 19
“A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.”
Funny Friendship Quote 20
“Friendship is like a fart; it’s funnier when it’s shared.”
Funny Friendship Quote 21
“You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.”
Funny Friendship Quote 22
“A friend will always stand by your side, unless you’re a little bit annoying. Then they’ll stand slightly behind you.”
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“The only time you fail is when you stop trying—unless you’re trying to be my friend, then that’s a different story.”
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“If I were to ever get arrested, I would want you to be my partner in crime.”
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“There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
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“You’re my favorite notification.”
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“I’m glad we’re friends. I’d have a terrible time blaming someone else for all my bad ideas.”
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“You have a special place in my heart, and it’s right next to the organ that holds my bad decisions.”
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“Behind every successful person, there’s a best friend giving them the ‘You’ve got this!’ speech.”
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“Friends don’t let friends have bad hair days.”
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“I can’t wait to see what kind of trouble we get into next!”
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“Good friends serve as an emotional sponge, soaking up your tears and laughing when you slip on a banana peel.”
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“True friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
These quotes serve not just as mere words; they encapsulate the essence of friendship—humorous, supportive, and deeply fulfilling. Embrace the laughter, cherish the moments, and nurture the bonds that make life delightfully unpredictable.
