A collection of Funny pissed off quotes and angry quotes

A collection of Funny pissed off quotes and angry quotes

Enjoy our pissed off quotes collection.

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• “If I've pissed you off already today, I'm sorry. If I haven't, please take a number and I'll be with you shortly.”

 

• “Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.”

 

• “Just because a girl is pissed off, doesn't mean she's on her period. You might just be a complete jork.”

 

• “Girl are strange. We look at things that we know will piss us off, but continue to look at them and get more pissed off.”

 

• “I'm actually a very nice person, until you piss me off.”

 

• “I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.”

 

• “The best way to stop you from feeling pissed is to piss someone off instead.”

 

• “We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.”

 

• “Don't forget, for every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness!”

 

• “3 reasons a girl stops texting back: 1.You said something that pissed her off. 2.You started to get boring. 3. She just fell asleep.”

 

• “As I have grown older. I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.”

 

• “Some people need a high five. in the face. with a chair.”

 

• “I get re-pissed about an old sitatution whenever I start thinking about it again.”

 

• “Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.”

 

• “Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” — Liberty Jones

 

• “Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.” ― H.M. Ward, Catalyst

 

• “You're just pissed off. And when you're pissed off, you lash out.” ― Dennis Lehane

 

• “The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.” ― Bob Hope

 

• “Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ― Liberty Jones

 

• “I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.” ― Howard Stern

 

• “I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it… I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.” ― Howard Stern

 

• “If no one is pissed-off with you then you are dead but just haven't figured it out yet.” ― Tom Peters