A collection of best 34 alcohol quotes and drinking quotes with images

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1.
"Alcohol is a perfect solvent: it dissolves marriages,families and careers."

2.
"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress,the bra,the panties and many other problems."

3.
"I've never seen anyone drink themselves smart,successful or happy. Most end up broke,bitter and alone."

4.
"Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity."

5.
"I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions."

6.
"Alcohol is not the answer to all questions."

7.
"Alcohol doesn't make you fat,it makes you lean…against tables,chairs and walls."

8.
"When I drink alcohol,everyone says I'm an alcoholic. When I drink fanta no one says I'm fantastic."

9.
"Not to get technical…but according to chemistry,alcohol is a solution."

10.
"If you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk."

11.
"I'm not an alcoholic; I only drink two times a year. On my birthday,and when it's not my birthday."

12.
"Money can't buy you happiness,but it can buy you alcohol."

13.
"Red bull gives you wings,Vodka gives you 4 * 4"

14.
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"― Stephen Wright

15.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." ― Ernest Hemingway

16.
"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." ― Dylan Thomas

17.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ― Benjamin Franklin

18.
"Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table."

19.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

20.
"I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate.And I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself." ― Napoleon Bonaparte

21.
"I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day." ― Frank Sinatra

22.
"I like my whiskey old and my women young. " –Errol Flynn

23.
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."–Dean Martin

24.
"I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk. We go to parties."

25.
"I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink." – Richard Burton

26.
"When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” – Frantois Rabelais

27.
"There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers." ― Chelsea Handler

28.
"The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober." — Arian Seid

29.
"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. "– Robert Benchley

30.
"I used to think drinking was bad for me…so I gave up thinking."

31.
"I don't judge you for drinking,so don't judge me for not drinking."

32.
"Alcohol is not the answer,it just makes you forget the question."

33.
"I'm very serious about no alcohol,no drugs.Life is too beautiful."

34.
"I know I should give up drinking: But I am not quitter."

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