funny 50th birthday quotes for men,Here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday.
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Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.
– Melanie White
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Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
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When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.
– Melanie White
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
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You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.
Henry Ford
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A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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At 50, everyone has the face he deserves
George Orwell
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The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.
Cindy Crawford
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"Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday." – Unknown
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty." – E.W. House
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"At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't wiped your memory
bank." – Unknown
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash
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After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.
E.W. House
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Whatever you've wish may GOD bless and grant your request, From me for you,I will always love you. Happy BIRTHDAY! and i will be here if you need me. –
Jolhyne
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Happy birthday divided by four equals your ages your younger than my age that's why I call you babe. – Lina
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“To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.”
~Henri Frederic Amiel
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“There are numerous advantages in being fifty ? just ask any eighty year old!”
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”At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”
~George Orwell
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"I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!"
~Unknown Author
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"I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!"
~Unknown Author
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"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty."
~E.W. House
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"When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off."
~Unknown Author
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. You're another year older and another year wiser. So put your
brain to work and figure out there isn't no gift for you.
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The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
