Unique and famous funny birthday quotes and wishes

Unique and famous funny birthday quotes and wishes

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“A birthday is just the first day of another 365—day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.” — Unknown,birthday quotes funny

“A cool thing on your 21st birthday is getting carded at a bar. But it’s about a hundred times more fun when it happens on your 40th.” — Unknown

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never remembers her age.”  —  Robert Frost,birthday quotes funny

“A Sister is God's way of proving He doesn't want us to walk alone.Happy Birthday!” — Anonymous

“A well—adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.” — Anonymous

“After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down.” — Barbara Cartland

“You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations!” — Anonymous

“You've logged so many miles in the voyage of life that you've been upgraded to First Class! ” —  Evelyn Loeb,birthday quotes

“You've heard of the three ages of man — youth, middle age, and "you're looking wonderful".” — Francis Cardinal Spellman

“Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor. ”— Unknown,birthday quotes funny

“You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.”  — Author Unknown

“Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar… Yung No Mo. ”— Unknown,birthday quotes funny

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.” — Unknown

“Your 40th birthday calls for a major party. Don’t worry. I’ve already alerted your doctor.”— Melanie White

“You’re not fifty — you’re five perfect 10s!” — Unknown,birthday quotes funny

“Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle; old age a regret.” — Benjamin Disraeli,birthday quotes funny

“Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old.” — Frank Lloyd Wright

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” — Woody Allen,birthday quotes

“You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self—confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair. ” — Paul H. Dunn

“Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.” — James Thurber

“Wine is best when aged with time. Turning 50 is like turning wine. One becomes sour!” — Unknown,birthday quotes

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” — Bobby Kelton

“Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” — Tom Wilson,birthday quotes

“When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.” — Blair Sabol,birthday quotes funny

“When I was little, I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.” — Gloria Stuart

“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.” — Anonymous,birthday quotes

“We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.” — Author Unknown

“Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” — Buddha

“There are three hundred and sixty—four days when you might get un—birthday presents…, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” — Lewis Carroll

“The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.” — Anne Lamott,birthday quotes

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” — E. Joseph Cossman,birthday quotes funny

“Some birthday advice: don’t run upstairs right before you have to blow out 40 candles.” — Melanie White,birthday quotes

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.” — Jarod Kintz

“On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!” — Akshay Kumar

“Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.” — Dan Bennett

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.” — Don Marquis

“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. ” — Eli Cass,birthday quotes

“How to count your age: 480 months, 3,087 weeks, 14,610 days, or 350,650 hours. What are you planning on doing with the next 350,650 hours of your life?” — Unknown

“Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun— Filled Day.” — Unknown Author

“Having to blow out 40 candles on your birthday this year? I guess then we’ll know whether you truly are a windbag.” — Melanie White

“Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday. ” — Unknown,birthday quotes funny

“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar,birthday quotes funny

“Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor.” — Isaac Watts

“Birthdays are like taxes. Both seem to happen too often and there’s no avoiding either.” — Blake Flannery,birthday quotes funny

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