Top 56 famous and funny 40th birthday quotes

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funny 40th birthday quotes
1.
The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary. -Arthur Schopenhauer


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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.  -Colleen McCullough

 

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Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” -Helen Rowland

 

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. -James Thurber

 

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  -Dave Barry


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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young. -Dorothy Canfield Fisher


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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. -Dan Bennett


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you have a wonderful 39th birthday again. I hope it is as good as it was last year.


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Best wishes for you warm and happy 40th birthday,Congratulation on turning 20 with an extra 20 years of experience.


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How to count your age: 480 months, 3,087 weeks, 14,610 days, or 350,650 hours. What are you planning on doing with the next 350,650 hours of your life?


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40 birthday isn't the year you'll feel become old,you will start feeling old on your 41st birthday.so, enjoy the last year of youth.


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it's especially important to be grateful for all of your really good friends like me who won't tell people your real age.when you turn 40.


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At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. ~ John Andrew Holmes


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“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
 Helen Rowland quotes (English-American writer, 1876-1950)


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We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it. ~ Jules Renard

 

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“Forty isn't old, if you're a tree”


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I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience. 


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There is a saying “Old is in the eye of the beholder.” That’s why at forty it’s getting difficult to read.Wishing you funny birthday and magical year! 


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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. ~ Eli Cass


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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost


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Forty isn't old, if you're a tree. 


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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. ~ Bob Hope


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And don’t take life too seriously, I don’t know anybody who makes it out alive anyway! 


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At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. ~ Benjamin Franklin


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Brian Tracy said once that the greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. So I didn’t buy you a gift and I send you a lot of love. 


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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. ~ Colleen McCullough


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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.


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The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer


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If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it's because that's when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives. ~ Laura Randolph


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Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed. ~ Edward Young


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When you reach forty you can't do anything every day. ~ Henry "Hank" Aaron


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When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. ~ Maya Angelou


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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ~ Victor Hugo


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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball


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40 years old?You’re 4 perfect 10s!


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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. ~ Bernard M. Baruch


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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. ~ Oscar Wilde


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The best years of a woman's life – the ten years between 39 and 40.


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40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas.


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4 funny 40th birthday quotes
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all. 


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A cool thing on your 21st birthday is getting carded at a bar. But it’s about a hundred times more fun when it happens on your 40th.


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Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. ~ Helen Rowland


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The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's. ~ Libby Reid


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To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity. ~ Unknown Author


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Age is opportunity no less than youth itself. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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If you don’t get any respect when you’re 40, it means that you’re also a parent.- Melanie White


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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Reverend Larry Lorenzoni


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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. ~ Ogden Nash


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It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age. ~ Margaret Mead


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A diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials. ~ Chinese Proverb


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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~ Dan Bennett


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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.


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Of middle age, the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. ~ Don Marquis

 

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Jack Benny

 

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This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.  -Cicero

 

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To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something. -Samuel Beckett

 

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