Top 54 best funny 16th birthday quotes

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"You are really growing up to become a neat person. 16 is a really fun age, and I hope you have a blast this year!"


I was going to send you something very pretty and special to your 16th birthday. Sadly they did not fit into the envelope. Therefore you are getting this birthday card instead.


You AUTO be just about old enough to drive now that you’re 16.

Why does this keep happening? I’m going to find a giant maze and kick someone’s ass in air hockey in your honor. 

It took you 16 years to come as perfect as you are. Congratulation and have a great day.

You might be getting birthday gifts on your 16th birthday, but your auto insurance company is getting a birthday premium, too.

I have a joke for your birthday: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Happy funny birthday my friend!  


I want to use your 16th birthday to let you know that you are the best friend in the world. I just want to thank you for being there for me when I need you

You are growing up way too fast. Happy 16th birthday!

I wish today was not your birthday… Because I forgot to get you a present.  

Stay sweet as long as you can, even though you will only be 16 for the next year.

On your 16th Birthday I am sending you 16 hugs and 16 kisses. Have a fantastic day and enjoy it.

Happy 16th birthday! I wish you get everything you want because you deserve to be happy! I hope you stay as sweet as the age you have now become. Enjoy your special day! 

This is the official license to go totally mad on your 16th birthday. Have a great and long party.

Whoever called your age ‘sweet sixteen’ must not have been from this century.

Forget the problems, Forget to be depressed. Today is your day And we will celebrate all day. Happy 16th Birthday!

Sweet 16 is an important day when a special girl celebrates her coming of age.


You only get to turn 16 once. Have a great time on your birthday.

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

You’re only 16 but you have gained so many achievements already And I couldn’t be prouder of you, honey. Happy Birthday.

Sixteen is a truly amusing age I hope you have a wonderful celebration this year. Happy 16th Birthday!

"Happy 16th birthday! You are definitely growing up and showing maturity. It's cool to see what great things you are accomplishing."

You’re the most precious girl ever. Always a leader and a total thinker! You’re the most amazing 16-year-old girl with a smile to offer! Happy Birthday!


Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

You’re 16, and I’m issuing you a license to have an awesome birthday! Enjoy!

At your age, you are the least experienced driver on the road without a driving instructor in the car. You are what everyone else on the road is worried about. Congratulations on your scary new status. Happy 16th!

Wishing you the great and wonderful birthday. Take care always and Happy 16th birthday!

You are only turning 16 once in your life. So have fun, a wild party and a great time.

Celebrating being 16 is a great deal, Two more years and you’ll be 18, girl! Legal age to call for a party, happy birthday!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest. 

Seeing you turn 16 makes us feel proud of all that we know you have accomplished.  We are excited to see you beginning to really grow up and become more responsible and mature.  happy 16th!


What a significant age that 16 will be. It's an age when you are dared to dream. It's an age when you start to understand there's a lot to learn in life. It's an age in which you'll believe that your future is exceptionally bright! Happy 16th birthday!

16 is not for the fainthearted because from 15 you have departed, and guess what? You're only getting started! Happy Sweet 16!

Sixteen is a year filled with new responsibilities; dating, driving, and a first job. You'll find out years later that none of these things are anything to get excited about.  Happy 16th Birthday!

“You’re only 16 yet you have achieved so much. You define “greatness, ” which should be your middle name! Happy birthday!”


“May your 16th birthday be as special as you are. Happy birthday!”


Sweet sixteen my girl! All the best and may all your dreams come true! Xoxo!  


“May 16 bring you the best life has to offer. May all your 16th birthday wishes come true. May you have the strength to accomplish anything. Most of all, may 16 bring you joy and hope! Happy 16th birthday!”


The law might say you are old enough to drive, but I know you are really just a 10-year-old with 6 years of experience.  10-year-olds shouldn’t be driving.  Happy 16th anyway.


“Unbelivable but true – you are sweet 16 today. I wish you all the best and may all your expectations, wishes and dreams come true within the next 16 years.”


In you, I feel, a star was born. You inner light sparkles with such brilliance. May your 16th birthday have an amazing shine!


Keep in mind that even though you are turning 16, the impulse control part of your brain is still developing.  Unfortunately, you probably didn't read my message because you got distracted by the money in this card

“16 could be the start of something special, something sweet! Enjoy every second of your 16th birthday! Happy sweet sixteen!”

On your 16th birthday, I wish that your life blossoms into many of your most cherished desires come true. Happy Birthday to you. 


Finally 16! This is the year you’ll get the chance to crush your daddy’s car.  

Try to live up to what you're called now, "sweet sixteen."

“Being 16 years old is a milestone in everybody’s life because that’s practically the last day they enjoy real freedom! Ha, ha! Just kidding. May your 16th birthday mark many more important milestones in your life.”

There is so much that I could say about you, from the maturity you show to the things that you do. You're totally a bright light that others can see in our world and in your family! 

“I wish you a life full of fun and enjoyment, together with trusted and beloved friends. May God bless you all the time. Happy sweet 16!”

“You’re 16 only once, but you have a whole lifetime ahead of you, full of wonder and excitement! Enjoy every moment of your birthday and every day! Happy 16th birthday!”

Congratulations on turning 16.  We know you will be a safe driver, since you have had 16 years of driving experience.  You've driven your parents crazy for 16 years.  Happy 16th birthday!


Would it be great to flash some funky bling on your 16th birthday? Flash, Flash! Yeah…it's totally not the same, right? Happy 16th Birthday anyway!

I wish that your 16th birthday is made of of all those things that you dreamt of. Have a Sweet 16th birthday! Much love and blessings coming your way. Xoxo. 



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