Top 21 50th birthday quotes for women

Enjoyed these funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings.

50th birthday quotes for women

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"From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs

good cash." ~ Sophie Tucker

2.
"Looking fifty is great–if you're sixty."
Joan Rivers

3.
“If I knew I was going to live this long,” Mantle said. “I would’ve taken better care of myself.”

4.
"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."
Coco Chanel

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“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”
– Muhammad Ali

6.
“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”
– T.S. Eliot

7.
“I’m not fifty. I’m 49.95 plus tax!”

8.
"Golden years of happy cheers! May you continue to live in abundance under the shadow of God’s grace. God bless and happy 50th birthday!"

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"The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all

their five senses in the keeping of their wits." ~ Hervey Allen

10.
"Happy 50th Birthday and by now you'll know: There is still no cure for the common birthday and you'll also be aware that reaching another birthday is much

better than the alternative." – Unknown

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“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”

Abraham Lincoln

12.
"How does it feel to be in your mid-20s the second time around? I wish you continue to stay young at heart and always inspire those around you. Happy 50th

birthday!"

13.
“At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”
– George Orwell

14.
"Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!"

15.
“Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday!”

16.
"You’ve reached the climax of your life. Enjoy this new chapter and welcome it with open arms. Happy 50th birthday!"

17.
"Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can

hit them as hard as you can across the face."
Richard Griffiths

18.
"Happiest birthday ever! You’re a half century old now! Congratulations for reaching this far. May you have more strength to walk further miles."

19.
"I pray that you may have more happy days To spend with me and to your loved ones. I wish nothing but the best for you Grandma. Happy 50th birthday!"

20.
"I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it." ~ Eva Gabor

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"You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it." – Henry Ford