Share the favorite funny inspirational quotes to make you smile

Share the favorite funny inspirational quotes to make you smile

Share the favorite funny inspirational quotes to make you smile


“You must pay for your sins.If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.”- Sam Levenson quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”- Sam Levenson


“You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. ”- James Thurber quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.”- Ethel Barrymore


“You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”- Jack London


“You can't have everything. Where would you put it? ”- Steven Wright 


“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” — Franklin P. Jones


“You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.” –Unknown


“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.”- Anonymous


“Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova


“When you're out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that's the trick.”- Henri Matisse quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.” – Henny Youngman


“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite


“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.”– Winston Churchill


“When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?'”- Sydney Harris


“What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


“We’re always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we’re just praying we won’t screw up too badly.”- Jodi Picoult, House Rules


“We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw


“Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” – Bill Copeland


“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them… well, I have others.”– Groucho Marx


“Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.” – Henri L. Bergson quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson


“There is more to life than increasing its speed.” – M. K. Gandhi


“There is a dearth of mirth on the earth.” – Bill Nelson


“There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.”– Mark Twain quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.”- Jeph Jacques


“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach


“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.”- Mark Twain


“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”- Franklin P. Jones quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent upon it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.”- Galileo Galilei


“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”– George Bernard Shaw


“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” – Noelie Alito quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers


“The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” — W. Clement Stone


“The most important thing is not to stop questioning.” – Albert Einstein


“The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. ”- Maureen Dowd quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“The greatest thief this world ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.”– Henry Wheeler Shaw


“The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever [s]he is.”– C.S. Lewis


“The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget but a pessimist forgets to laugh.” – Tom Bodett


“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”– Anon quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Some people walk in the rain. Others just get wet. ”– Roger Miller


“Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.”- Anonymous


“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”– Oscar Wilde quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. ”– Gladys Berthe Stern


“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”– Albert Einstein quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”– Albert Einstein


“People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ”- A.A. Milne quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” — Bill Mcglashen


“Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.”- Brian Vaszily


“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” -Kyle Chandler quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.”- Franklin P. Jones


“Never, ever, EVER give up! Unless there's something good on TV.”- Buster Guru


“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain


“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. ”- Isaac Asimov quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”- Napoleon Bonaparte


“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. ”- Winston Churchill quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. ”- Dave Barry


“My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.” – Montaigne quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. ”- Bertrand Russell


“Money won't make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves. ”- Zig Ziglar


“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ”– Woody Allen


“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” — Woody Allen


“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” — Oprah Winfrey


“Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.” – Unknown


“Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. ”- Unknown


“Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”- Charles Schulz quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ”- Tom Lehrer quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire


“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”- Helen Rowland


“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”- Dwight Eisenhower


“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ”-Victor Borge quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“Laughter is an instant vacation. ”-Milton Berle


“Laughter is a weapon of mass construction.” – Kat Caverly


“Jeod shrugged. "Not anymore. I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile.” ― Christopher Paolini, Eragon


“I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.”- Henny Youngman quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“It's okay to look at the past and the future. Just don't stare.”- Anonymous


“It's good to shut up sometimes.”- Marcel Marceau


“It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”- Franklin P. Jones quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes


“It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” – Fred Allen quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.”- Chuck Reid


“If you're going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill


“If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big. ”- Donald Trump quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond


“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? ”- George Carlin


“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”- Mark Twain


“If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley quotes,funny inspirational quotes


“If you fall, I’ll always be there. ”- The Floor


“If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” – Frank Zappa


“If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.” – Montaigne

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