Funny ex boyfriend quotes and messages

Funny ex boyfriend quotes and messages

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A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It's just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.  — Author Unknown 

 

A million words couldn’t bring you back, I know because I’ve tried. Neither could a million tears, I know because I’ve cried.   — Author Unknown 

 

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.” ― Mae West

 

Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.” ― Alexa Chung

 

Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream.   — Author Unknown 

 

Dear pillow, sorry for the tears; Dear heart, sorry for the damage; Dear brain, you were right.  — Author Unknown 

 

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.   — Author Unknown 

 

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.   — Author Unknown 

 

Even if he doesn't like me tomorrow, I knew he loved me yesterday.   — Author Unknown 

 

Every love gone wrong is one step closer to your own true love.   — Author Unknown 

 

God can heal a broken heart, but you have to give Him all the pieces.   — Author Unknown 

 

Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.  — Author Unknown 

 

He looked deeply into my eyes, he lied and said "I'll never make you cry", and when I thought it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new.   — Author Unknown 

 

He reached out and intertwined our hands. Gently urging me forward he whispered, “Have I lost you love?” ― Erin Jamison

 

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.  — Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie 

 

I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five, at last count.” ― Jasper Fforde

 

I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.   — Author Unknown 

 

I feel like a traitor, a phony, a fake. But I am a hypocrite with the best intentions, and I need kissing desperately.” ― Coco J. Ginger

 

I loved you, not for what you are, but for who I was when I was with you.  — Author Unknown 

 

I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.  — Author Unknown 

 

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else. My mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate"   — Author Unknown 

 

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.   — Author Unknown 

 

In my dreams, you're mine forever. In reality, you're hers forever."   — Author Unknown 

 

It takes couple seconds to say ‘hello’ but forever to say ‘goodbye.’  — Author Unknown 

 

It's better to be with no one than to be with the wrong one.   — Author Unknown 

 

Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you less than you are.  — Author Unknown 

 

Letting go isn't giving up – it's accepting the fact that some things just aren't meant to be.   — Author Unknown 

 

Life without love is a life without meaning.   — Author Unknown 

 

Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you.  — Author Unknown 

 

Love is on the lips of many, but in the hearts of a few.   — Author Unknown 

 

Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.   — Author Unknown 

 

Loving someone is setting them free, letting them go.  — Author Unknown 

 

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.” ― Koren Zailckas

 

Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they never made it to your future.   — Author Unknown 

 

Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.   — Author Unknown 

 

Never say I love you, if you don't really care…never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there…never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart…never say you're going to, if you don't plan to start…never look me in they eye, when all you do is lie…never say hello, if you really mean good-bye.   — Author Unknown 

 

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.  — Author Unknown 

 

No man is worth your tears and the one who is will never make you cry.  — Author Unknown 

 

No one is spared the pain of rejection, except the ignorant and the fool—which my ex just happened to be both of.  — Author Unknown 

 

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 

 

Oh well, every happy woman has at least one ex boyfriend behind her.  — Author Unknown 

 

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart.   — Author Unknown 

 

One day you’re going to wake up and realize how special she is — and when that day comes, she’ll be waking up next to the guy who already knew.   — Author Unknown 

 

Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.  — Emily Dickinson 

 

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.   — Author Unknown 

 

Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.   — Author Unknown 

 

Sometimes the person you really need is the one you didn’t think you wanted.   — Author Unknown 

 

Sometimes we need to be hurt in order to grow. We must fail in order to know. We must lose in order to gain. Some lessons are learned best through pain.  — Author Unknown 

 

Sunsets remind me that life is still beautiful without him.   — Author Unknown 

 

Tears are the words the heart can't express.   — Author Unknown 

 

The dark of night does not come after the golden glow of the day’s sun but before it.  — Author Unknown 

 

The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.  — Author Unknown 

 

The hardest part of loving someone is knowing when to let go, and knowing when to say goodbye.   — Author Unknown 

 

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.   — Author Unknown 

 

The hottest love has the coldest end.   — Author Unknown 

 

The only person who can make me smile, made me cry.   — Author Unknown 

 

The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them.   — Author Unknown 

 

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.”   —  Will Smith 

 

Time goes by, life goes on; and all I can think of is why you're gone.   — Author Unknown 

 

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.  — Author Unknown 

 

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. – Bess Myerson 

 

True love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.   — Author Unknown 

 

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.  — Author Unknown 

 

When forever is through, then I'll be over you.   — Author Unknown 

 

When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.   — Author Unknown 

 

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.   — Author Unknown 

 

Where my future leads, I don't know. But if you're not there, I don't want to go.   — Author Unknown 

 

Why is it that when you miss someone so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you hear the saddest song on the radio?  — Pete & Pete 

 

With all the smiles you brought me, I never thought that you could cause me so many tears.  — Author Unknown 

 

You are responsible for your life. You can’t keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on.  — Author Unknown 

 

You taught me how to love, but not how to stop.   — Author Unknown