Funniest and meaningful quotes you’ve not ever heard

Funniest and meaningful quotes you've not ever heard

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“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.   ” – Friedrich Nietzsche


“A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.  ” – Robert Brault


“A day without laughter is a day wasted.   ” – Charlie Chaplin


“A friend is a gift you give yourself.   ” – Robert Louis Stevenson


“A new untruth is better than an old truth.   ” – Oliver Wendell Holmes


“A photograph is usually looked at – seldom looked into.   ” – Ansel Adams


“A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love”– St. Basil


“A useless life is an early death.” – Goethe


“A witty saying proves nothing.   ” – Voltaire


“Ability is of little account without opportunity   ” – Lucille Ball


“All my possessions for a moment of time.   ” – Elizabeth I


“All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.” – Tennessee Williams


“All speech, written or spoken, is a dead language, until it finds a willing and prepared hearer.  ” – Robert Louis Stevenson


“All who joy would win must share it. Happiness was born a Twin.   ” – Lord Byron


“An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.  ” – Mahatma Gandhi


“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.” – Abraham Lincoln


“As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being judged not to have lived.   ” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


“At fifty everyone has the face he deserves.   ” – George Orwell


“At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.”– Barbara Bush


“Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.”– Helen Keller


“Be aware of wonder. Live a balanced life – learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.   ” – Robert Fulghum


“Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.” – Henry James


“Beauty is indeed a good gift of God; but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked.  ” –  Saint Augustine


“Cheops Law: Nothing gets build on time and on budget” – Unknown


“Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.  ” – John W. Whitehead


“Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.  ” – Harold S. Hulbert


“Common sense is the genius of humanity. ”- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


“Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it with use.”– Ruth Gordon


“Daun yang jatuh take pernah membenci angin” ― Tere Liye


“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard


“Don’t be seduced into thinking that that which does not make profit is without value – Arthur Miller


“Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.”– Grace Hansen


“Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who i am, My attitude depends on who you are.” – Unknown


“Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.   ” – Sigmund Freud


“Each day is a new canvas to paint upon. Make sure your picture is full of life and happiness, and at the end of the day you don't look at it and wish you had painted something different.”– Author Unknown 


“Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.  ” – Malcolm X


“Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.   ” – George Orwell


“Every step gets him closer to greatness…or disaster.” ― Jody Feldman


“Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.   ” – George Orwell


“Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.   ” – Immanuel Kant


“Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.   ” – Saint Augustine


“Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough.   ” – Emily Dickinson


“Find what is meaningful to you and stand by it. Even if you begin to wonder if there is any meaning to anything, continue to be yourself.” ― Jay Woodman


“Flirt with danger; don’t start a relationship with it” – Unknown


“For love is immortality.   ” – Emily Dickinson


“For me, the different religions are beautiful flowers from the same garden, or they are branches of the same majestic tree. Therefore, they are equally true, though being received and interpreted through human instruments equally imperfect.  ” – Mahatma Gandhi


“Force has no place where there is need of skill.   ” – Herodotus


“Get busy living, or get busy dying.   ” – Stephen King


“Getting married at the age of 22-23 is like leaving a night party at 8:30pm.” – Unknown


“Hating someone is like spitting forward while riding a motorcycle.” – Unknown


“He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy; But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun rise.   ” – William Blake


“How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.  ” – George Washington Carver


“I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self.  ” – Aristotle


“I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.” – Unknown


“I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up.   ” – Jennifer Aniston


“I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.   ” – Augustus


“I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.   ” – Jennifer Aniston


“I have never learned to hate. Don't let my first lesson come from you.” ― Susan Carroll


“I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory.   ” – Marie Curie


“I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented.   ” – R. Buckminster Fuller


“I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.   ” – Jennifer Aniston


“I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.   ” – Humphrey Bogart


“I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing.”– Anaias Nin


“I say you ought to write out 10 outrageous goals that are bigger than you because your life isn't meaningful or important unless you're on purpose about something way bigger than you are.  ” – Mark Victor Hansen


“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born again.   ” – Sylvia Plath


“I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.   ” – Lucille Ball


“I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.   ” – Dean Martin


“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”- Unknown


“If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.   ” – R. Buckminster Fuller


“If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you”, that would suffice.  ” – Meister Eckhart


“If the universe has any purpose more important than topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it.” – Unknown


“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude” – Maya Angelou


“If you dont have any shadows you're not in the light” ― Lady Gaga


“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”– Katharine Hepburn


“If you want to be successful in business, look around at what all the average people are doing…and don't do that.” – Unknown


“I'm the man that'll make your nights shine bright like day light.” ― Jonathan Anthony Burkett


“Imagination is the real and eternal world of which this vegetable universe is but a faint shadow  ” – William Blake


“In order to rise above from the crowd, you can't be afraid to step on a few toes” – Unknown


“In the state of nature profit is the measure of right.   ” – Thomas Hobbes


“Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.  ” – George Allen


“It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong.  ” –  Richard P. Feynman


“It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.” – Eric Hoffer


“It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.  ” – Mahatma Gandhi


“It is not a good sign for a nation where the police is fat and the civilians are thin.” – Unknown


“It is not God's will merely that we should be happy, but that we should make ourselves happy.  ” – Immanuel Kant


“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change ”– Charles Darwin


“It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.   ” – Robert Fulghum


“It's never too late?in fiction or in life?to revise.  ” – Nancy Thayer


“I've always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, that's the real test.   ” – Robert Fulghum


“Kind words do not cost much. They never blister the tongue or lips. They make other people good-natured. They also produce their own image on men's souls, and a beautiful image it is. ”– Blaise Pascal


“Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.”– Ralph Marston


“Lies hurt people; imagination makes life more fun.” ― Dean Koontz


“Life is just a chance to grow a soul.” – Arthur Powell Davies


“Life is relationships; the rest is just details.” – Gary Smalley


“Life is too important to be taken seriously.”   – Oscar Wilde


“Life is too short to eject a pen drive safely.” – Unknown

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