A collection of Happy and funny Friday and weekend quotes

A collection of Happy and funny Friday and weekend quotes

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“Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night. ” — Jim Mitchell,funny friday quotes

 

“Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday – Tuesday, but i swear i was thinking about you the whole time.” — Unknown,funny friday quotes

 

“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, It's you.” — Anonymous,funny friday quotes

 

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana,funny friday quotes

 

“For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it's where government officials dump stories they want to bury.” — John Sununu,funny friday quotes

 

“Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other.” — Karen Kain,funny friday quotes

 

“Fridays are not 'pants optional'.” — Nancy Cartwright,funny friday quotes

 

“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you're so close to freedom.” — Lauren Oliver,funny friday quotes

 

“Good Friday morning all….Make it happen today, we all have choices to make. Make them count, no matter how small. ” — Christopher Brisley,funny friday quotes

 

“Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now?” — Anonymous,funny friday quotes

 

“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” — Unknown,funny friday quotes

 

“I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.” — Anonymous,funny friday quotes

 

“I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.  ”— Ann Diehl,funny friday quotes

 

“If you don’t start out the day with a smile, it’s not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.” — Unknown,funny friday quotes

 

“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. ” — Noel Coward,funny friday quotes

 

“If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.” — Kathy Griffin,funny friday quotes

 

“I'm so sad it's Friday. I wish it was Monday already' said No one in history, ever.” — Anonymous,funny friday quotes 

 

“It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.” — American Proverb,funny friday quotes

 

“It's always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.. ” — Kai Sinclair,funny friday quotes 

 

“Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.” — Friends,funny friday quotes

 

“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check.” — Byron Pulsifer,funny friday quotes

 

“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.” — Richard Nelson Bolles,funny friday quotes

 

“Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up!” — Unknown,funny friday quotes

 

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” — Rod Schmidt,funny friday quotes