33 Funniest movie quotes from favorite movies that can make us laugh loudly

Funniest 33 movie quotes from favorite movies that can make us laugh loudly

Funniest movie quotes from favorite movies that can make us laugh loudly



Here are some pictures or gifs from all funny movies lines or scenes. 

 

1.
I swear,I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
from stepbrother

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2.
It happened. It happened. 
Ohh. You're really doing it, aren't you? You're really shitting in the street.
LMAO,this part,from bridesmaids.

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3.
I'm allerglc to the sun.
she's the man,Amanda bynes,funny movie quotes

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4.
You are literally too stupid to insult.
Thank you.

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5.
You know waht I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.
What'd you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?

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6.
What am I allergic to?
Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.

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7.
Just because you see a black man drivin'in a nice car,does not mean it's stolen…I stole that one. But not because I'm black!
Men In Black 3 (2012)  movie quotes

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8.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a bigt deal.
Anchorman funny movie quotes

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9.
Yo! Does this shirt make me look gay?How about now?

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10.
911? my friend is bleeding out of her vagina.

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11.
Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.

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12.
Hold my poodle, hold my poodle!

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13.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

from Role Models (2008)

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14.
If by gay you mean the old English definition of "fun,enjoyable, and carefree," then, yes, it's extremely gay.

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15.
Don't let the haters stop you from oing your thang.

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16.
I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid?

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17.
Sir, if I have to suck somebody's d*ck, I will…it's just, I prefer not to.

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18.
Oh, I'm sorry, is this bothering you?

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19.
You're more beautiful than Cinderella. You smell like pine needles, and you have a face like sunshine.
from bridesmaids

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20.
He killed eighty people in two days.
He's adopted.

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21.
No cell phones. What about now? The Heat(2013) funny movie quotes

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22.
Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, fat Jesus. the hangover quotes funny movie quotes

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23.
Have you ever been French-kissed? Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant. Now and Then (1995) Quotes Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare? Chrissy: Truth. Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed? Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant! funny movie quotes

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24.
I'm sorry, I took your daughter's virginity. It won't happen again. It is from a show called "Awkward". Season 3 Episode 4 funny movie quotes

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25.
I like your dress.
It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out.
13 Going on 30 quotes 

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26.
Love her dress, Hate her.
a cinderella story

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27.
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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28.
Plus, I haven't gotten my period in two months…which is really weird because I've mostly just been doing anal.
Funny scenes from We’re The Millers.

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29.
I like your shirt
I hate boys

 "I Hate Boys" for the film It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010)

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30.
You smell like a baby prostitute. – Thanks.
mean girls quotes

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31.
I love a big dick. I love it inside of me.
sex and the city.

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32.
Fuck,seriously… it's like you're photoshopped.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Quotes
Hannah: Will you take off your shirt… fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

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33.
You got a girlfriend?
No.
Well, you do now.
It is from the Movie "Norbit" with Eddie Murphy in it. The part when he is younger and he first meets his future wife.

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