Yeah, 78 famous and amazing christmas quotes compilation

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My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family. – Julie Roberts

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My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch. – Katharine McPhee

 

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My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. – Les Dawson

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My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't My younger brother will remember that he received a transistor radio for Christmas. I took it apart and it never worked again. – Stephen Elop

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.  ~Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

 

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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.  ~Kin Hubbard

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No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.  ~Robert Kirby

 

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No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do – eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other… and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus! – Dolly Parton

 

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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.  ~Kin Hubbard

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November is auspicious in so many parts of the country: the rice harvest is already in, the weather starts to cool, and the festive glow which precedes Christmas has began to brighten the landscape. – F. Sionil Jose

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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. – Stephen Leacockof Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good. – Bill Murray

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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special!  How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer…. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?  ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.  ~Author Unknown

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

 

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don't clean it up too quickly.  ~Andy Rooney

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One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present. – Author Unknown

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Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. – Marcelene Cox

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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Our many different cultures notwithstanding, there's something about the holidays that makes the planet communal. Even nations that do not celebrate Christmas can't help but be caught up in the collective spirit of their neighbors, as twinkling lights dot the landscape and carols fill the air. It's an inspiring time of the year. – Marlo Thomas

 

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Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it. – Leigh-Allyn Baker

 

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People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.  ~Ogden Nash

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People say I don't write books, I make Christmas presents. – Bryce Courtenay

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Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.  ~Author Unknown

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Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. – Frances Wright

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Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! – Phyllis McGinley

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Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

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Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity. – Chris Van Allsburg

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.  ~Dennis Miller

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Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight. – Author Unknown

 

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Some businessmen are saying this could be the greatest Christmas ever. I always thought that the first one was. – Art Fettig

 

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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. – Olivia Williams

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.  ~Burton Hillis

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The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who wanted to speak to us, to become man, to die and rise again, in a particular place and at a particular time. – Pope Benedict XVI

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The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.  ~John Andrew Holmes

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The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung. – Phillips Brooks

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas. – W. C. Jones

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The magi, as you know, were wise men – wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.- O. Henry

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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The merry family gatherings – the old, the very young; the strangely lovely way they harmonize in carols sung. For Christmas is tradition time – traditions that recall the precious memories down the years, the sameness of them all. – Helen Lowrie Marshall

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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.  ~Author Unknown

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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.  ~Joan Rivers

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The perfect Christmas tree?  All Christmas trees are perfect!  ~Charles N. Barnard

 

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The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to touch the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting. – Louisa May Alcott

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The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed. – Paul Engle

 

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn't for any religious reasons.  They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.  ~Jay Leno

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The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. – Alice Cooper

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The worst gift is a fruitcake.  There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.  ~Johnny Carson

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There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season. – Ernest Istook

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There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.  ~Mildred Cram and Adele Comandini

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There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas. – Robert Staughton Lynd

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There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.  ~W.J. Cameron

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There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime.  Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.  ~P.J. O'Rourke

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There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions. – Bill McKibben

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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck

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There's never really been a real hood Christmas movie. – Ice Cube

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. – Kristen Wiig

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This is the message of Christmas:  We are never alone.  ~Taylor Caldwell

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Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:  Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.  ~Author Unknown

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Time always seems long to the child who is waiting – for Christmas, for next summer, for becoming a grownup: long also when he surrenders his whole soul to time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love. – Robbie Fowler

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To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. – E. B. White

 

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T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. – Clement Clarke Moore

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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend. – Author Unknown

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'. – Bing Crosby

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We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faithknows this truly; let him rejoice. – Pope Paul VI

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Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive.  ~Robert Lynd

 

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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What is Christmas?  It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future.  It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.  ~Agnes M. Pahro

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Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing: Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears, Let us hold close one day, remembering Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men. Let us get back our childlike faith again. – Grace Noll Crowell

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When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant places are half-forgotten faces of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.  ~Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas. – Chris Brown

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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of happiness.  ~Bob Hope

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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.  Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?  ~G.K. Chesterton

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When you give up yourself, that's when you will feel the true spirit of Christmas. And that's giving that's serving others and that's when you feel Which Christmas is the most vivid to me?  It's always the next Christmas.  ~Joanne Woodward

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which still has that Christmas vibe. – Zooey Deschanel

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Why not share with the world the way it is and tell them my feelings about my cat, and how I played with my kids, and how addicted to Christmas time I am, and the smell of pine needles and hearing my kids laugh. – Steven Tyler

 

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You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. – Robert Paul

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You might as well do your Christmas hinting early.- Author Unknown