What are your favorite and funniest john mayer quotes

What are your favorite and funniest john mayer quotes??

What are your favorite and funniest john mayer quotes

John Clayton Mayer is an American singer-songwriter.we all know he says some pretty interesting things…,Here is a large collection of john mayer quotes:

  • “A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.” — john mayer quotes


  • “And if you never stop when you wave goodbye, you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again. You just might wave hello again. And that's the way this wheel keeps working now.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Dont keep your heart safe.. be vulnerable” — john mayer quotes


  • “Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?” — john mayer quotes


  • “High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I can't wait to figure out what wrong with me, so I can say this is the way that I used to be” — john mayer quotes


  • “I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That's a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, 'What am I going to do with my life?'” — john mayer quotes


  • “I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday…” — john mayer quotes


  • “I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I support building a bridge large enough to handle the growth that has occurred and the growth that will occur in the future.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I think people right now, the age they are, being 21 and 22, really do want to find a group of bands they can take with them through life.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.” — john mayer quotes


  • “If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I'm a mess of unfinished thoughts.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I'm not being trite. I'm not being a parody of myself, and in finding a new kind of color to adopt for myself, it's not this or that: it's singer-songwriter, but it's also blues guitar player, it's also comedian.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I'm weaker than you know.” — john mayer quotes


  • “It makes you feel like you're on vacation. It's the kind of drink that should have an umbrella sticking out of it. It tastes great in the winter months.” — john mayer quotes


  • “I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists” — john mayer quotes



  • “Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.” — john mayer quotes


  • “People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Scared of the world outside you should go explore, pull all the shades and wander the great indoors. Though lately I can't blame you, I have seent he world and sometimes I wish your room had room for two.” — john mayer quotes


  • “So scared of getting older I'm only good at being young So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun.” — john mayer quotes


  • “So what, so I've got a smile on But it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head” — john mayer quotes


  • “Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.” — john mayer quotes


  • “The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad…” — john mayer quotes


  • “the trapper keeper is the genisis of OCD for my generation.” — john mayer quotes


  • “This is not to say, there never comes a day I'll take my chances and start again. And when I look behind on all my younger times, I'll have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.” — john mayer quotes


  • “Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.” — john mayer quotes


  • “You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.” — john mayer quotes


  • “You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.” — john mayer quotes

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