Top 62 amazing birthday quotes for 50th birthday

Top 62 amazing birthday quotes for 50th birthday you must read.

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One of your grandparents' or friends' 50th birthday is coming soon,This is a collection of birthday quotes or wishes to write in a 50th birthday.

birthday quotes for 50th birthday
Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.
– Melanie White

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
– Bill Cosby

When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.
– Melanie White


The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
– Dave Barry


When you’re 50 and wake up without any aches and pains, you know it’s going to be a good day.
– Melanie White


At 21 you’re finally free to slam down the throttle and see how fast you can go. At 30 you realize, hey, this thing has a brake pedal too. By 40, that brake pedal is showing some serious wear. At 50, let’s face it, you need a brake job.
– Greg Tamblyn


Happy 50th – the years look good on you! 
But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.
– Melanie White


Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
– Helen Hayes


There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.
– Melanie White


Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. 
– Kin Hubbard


Fifty and time to face the facial truth. You’ve got wrinkle cream defeated.
– Melanie White


Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
– Franklin Pierce Adams


Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
– Joey Adams


Don’t call them age spots; they’re big freckles.
– Melanie White


There is a direct relationship between age and the amount of noise you make when getting up….If you sit too long, everything solidifies.
– Janet Periat


I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.
– Melanie White


We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
– Will Rogers


You’re not fifty – you’re five perfect 10s!


Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
– Bill Vaughan


My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair.
– Melanie White


I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, “Dad, I just can’t run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.”
– Bill Cosby


You're never too old to become younger.
– Mae West


Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section
– Melanie White


Looking fifty is great – if you're sixty.
– Joan Rivers


At 50, I think it’d be a lot easier to relax if I didn’t have to work another 15 years.
– Melanie White


I’m sorry you are wiser,
And I’m sorry you are taller.
I liked you better foolish,
And I liked you better smaller.
– Aline Kilmer, “For the Birthday of a Middle-Aged Child”


Victor Hugo
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.


T S Eliot
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.


Sophie Tucker
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on she needs good cash.


Coco Chanel
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. 


T S Eliot
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. 


Elizabeth Cady Stanton
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty! 


Victor Hugo
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. 


Bob Geldof
I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years. 


Dawn Wells
Just because a woman is over fifty does not mean she no longer has anything to offer. If anything, we have so much more to offer! We have lived life, we get better with age. I do my best work now in my 60s. Sure, I could retire; but what would I do? Play Bingo? I think not! 


Cindy Crawford
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.


You are halfway to hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.


A fiftieth birthday is actually a milestone which reads ‘Proceed at your own risk’ Happy 50th birthday.


Do you realize that if you were a historian you would be able to archive half a century? Happy 50th birthday old timer.


Never fear age, just enjoy life’s new stage. Happy 50th birthday.


You may not be young at fifty but nothing is stopping you from feeling naughty and nifty. Happy birthday.


Don’t be afraid of the wrinkles on your face. Every line is symbolic of one of your life’s phase. Don’t let age dampen your youthful spirit. Life is a blessing, every day and every minute. Happy 50th birthday.


Be happy about the fact that you have at least a decade or two more until you officially become redundant and retired. Happy birthday.


Being fifty is all about knowing how to hit PLAY after menoPAUSE and androPause put a PAUSE on your life. Happy 50th birthday.


Look back at life and think about all the things that you didn’t do. 50 is the age when life gives a second chance to you. This is the last decade when you can either give up or really have fun by letting loose. From now on, life will be a beautiful rainbow or a dull dark sky – depending on what you choose. Happy 50th birthday.


Some people will tell you that half of your live is now over, but I am telling you that a new half of your life has just begun. So forget the naysayers and just plan to have fun. Happy 50th birthday.


The real essence of being fifty is not counting how close you are to hundred, but counting how many blessings you have had so far. Happy 50th birthday.


If there is one person who makes being fifty chic, classy and cool – it’s you. Happy 50th birthday.


Fifty is not the time to unbuckle your seat belts and hop off the boring roller coaster ride of life. Fifty is the time to have the guts to try out a new ride that looks scariest of them all. Let the adventure begin. Happy 50th.


Zero has no value so you have actually become a toddler and turned five. Happy 50th birthday.


Being fifty is like living in a penthouse. You get the most amazing view of your life and still have some time left to have fun and enjoy. Happy 50th birthday.


Now that you have turned fifty, you are officially allowed to be forgetful, have selective memory and only remember the things you want. Happy birthday.


You can’t turn back time and age, but you can surely turn life’s new page. You can’t undo what happened in the past, but there is still a lot you can do to have a blast. Happy 50th birthday.


Being beautiful at eighteen years of age is not a big deal. But being as stunning as you are at fifty, is definitely nothing short of a miracle. Happy 50th birthday beautiful.


In the thrilling story of your life, this is the point where things start getting interesting after the interval. Brace yourself, happy birthday.


I have known you since high school and I am wishing you for your fiftieth birthday. We are truly BFFs. Happy 50th mate.


Fifty is the time to eat as much birthday cake as possible. You never know when diabetes bursts your bubble. Happy 50th birthday.


If you can blow up your own birthday balloons, then you officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.


It took you fifty years to become so wise and intelligent. Well, better late than never. Happy 50th birthday.


You make fifty look so good that I can’t wait to be fifty and amazing like you. Happy 50th birthday.


You worked hard in college when you were twenty. You worked hard to get promoted when you were thirty. You worked hard to give the best to your kids when you were forty. Now it is time you slowed down and learn how to relax at fifty. Happy fiftieth birthday.


There are two types of fifty year olds. One, who constantly whine and complain the second who make the most of what life has to offer. Which one will you be? Happy 50th birthday.



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