Top 50 favorite drinking and alcohol quotes of all time

Top 50 favorite drinking and alcohol quotes of all time

Top 50 favorite drinking and alcohol quotes of all time

Quotations about alcohol and drinking,Enjoy these funny drinking quotes by famous people,If you have more great quotes about drink,Let's know and add them in the comment below.


  • “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” ― Stephen Wright,drinking quotes


  • “A drink a day keeps the shrink away.” ― Edward Abbey,drinking quotes


  • “A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.” ― Henny Youngman,drinking quotes


  • “A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.” ― W. C. Fields,drinking quotes


  • “Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.” ― George Burns,drinking quotes


  • “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra,drinking quotes


  • “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ― Ernest Hemingway,drinking quotes


  • “An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.” ― Dylan Thomas,drinking quotes


  • “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin,drinking quotes


  • “Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.” ― Bumper sticker,drinking quotes


  • “Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.” ― Knute Rockne,drinking quotes


  • “Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table.” ― Anonymous


  • “Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.” ― Anonymous


  • “Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!” ― Warren Ellis,drinking quotes


  • “Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it's just compounding the felony.” ― Robert Benchley,drinking quotes


  • “Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.” ― Jean Kerr,drinking quotes


  • “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald,drinking quotes


  • “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.” ― drinking quotes


  • “Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald,drinking quotes


  • “I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.” ― Frida Kahlo,drinking quotes


  • “I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate.And I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.” ― Napoleon Bonaparte,drinking quotes


  • “I envy people who drink— at least they know what to blame everything on.” ― Oscar Levant,drinking quotes


  • “I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” ― W. C. Fields,drinking quotes


  • “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” ― Frank Sinatra


  • “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” ― Winston Churchill,drinking quotes


  • “I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it.” ― Stonewall Jackson,drinking quotes


  • “I love to drink martinis. Two at the very most. Three I’m under the table. Four I’m under my host.” ― Dorothy Parker,drinking quotes


  • “I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.” ― Brendan Behan,drinking quotes


  • “I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.” ― Raymond Chandler


  • “I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” ― Charles Bukowski,drinking quotes


  • “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” ― David Daye,drinking quotes


  • “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” ― Dean Martin,drinking quotes


  • “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin,drinking quotes


  • “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” ― George Burns


  • “I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.” ― George Gobel,drinking quotes


  • “No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.” ― G. K. Chesterton,drinking quotes


  • “Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.” ― Dudley Moore,drinking quotes


  • “Now, don't say you can't swear off drinking. It's easy! I've done it a thousand times.” ― W.C. Fields


  • “One martini is just right, two is too many, three is not enough.” ― James Thurber,drinking quotes


  • “One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” ― Lady Astor,drinking quotes


  • “The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully.” ― Russian Proverb,drinking quotes


  • “The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.” ― Author Unknown


  • “They speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst” ― Scottish Proverb,drinking quotes


  • “Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.” ― Catherine Zandonella


  • “To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.” ― The Simpsons


  • “To good eating belongs good drinking.” ― German Proverb


  • “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ― Henny Youngman


  • “When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” ―  Jimmy Breslin


“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep. Whoever sleeps long, does not sin. Whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! ” ― Martin Luther


“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” ― Galileo


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