Top 39 famous alcohol quotes

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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.  

– Joseph Schenck

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs. –  David Daye

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.– P.J. O’Rourke

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.  – Dean Martin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. – Jack Handy

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel. – Robert Louis Stevenson

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.  – Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.  – Author unknown

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.- Clement Freud

I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.    — Truman Capote

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.    — Jack Kerouac

I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.  – Phil Harris

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk. We go to parties.  – Author Unknown

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.– George Best

In Wine There is Wisdom, In Beer There is Strength, In Water There is Bacteria. -Olde German Saying

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.– George Carlin

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.  – Thomas de Quincy

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.– George Saintsbury


It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. -George Burns

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.P. G. Wodehouse

It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice. –  Jim Morrison


Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.  – Robert Brault

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.  – Author Unknown


Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold – in these are sunk – The hopes of all men and of every nation.– Lord Byron

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication. – Lord Byron

Maybe talking when I’m piss ass drunk isn’t entirely bright. –  Chris McGowan

My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health. – Robert E. Lee

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  – Henny Youngman

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. – Winston Churchill

Never cry over split milk. It could've been whiskey.- Pappy from Maverick

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness — or so good as drink.  – Lord Chesterton

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly. – Rita Rudner

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy, I've done it a thousand times.  – W.C. Fields

O Beer! O Hodgson, Guinness, Allsopp, Bass! Names that should be on every infant‘s tongue. – C.V Calverley

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!  – William Shakespeare

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.  – Mark Twain

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.- W C Fields

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough. –  James Thurber

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn‘t live like the previous generation. It hasn‘t yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer. -Ron Klugman

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