Top 35 amazing coffee quotes compilation

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Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma. – Jean Jacques Rousseau

And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God’s sake, they were blowing peoples’ heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn’t even coffee.  – Dennis Miller

Another head – and a black alpaca jacket and a serviette this time – to tell us coffee is ready. Not before it is time, too.  – D.H. Lawrence, Sea and Sardinia.

At some point, all of us start wondering how much coffee we can drink before our hearts explode. – Phil Broughton

Australians are coffee snobs. An influx of Italian immigrants after World War II ensured that – we probably had the word 'cappuccino' about 20 years before America. Cafe culture is really big for Aussies. We like to work hard, but we take our leisure time seriously. – Hugh Jackman

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~ Stephanie Piro

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. That’s the recipe for coffee.   – Talleyrand

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.   – Andre Simon

Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it's Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you're fine. – Howard Schultz

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.–Floyd Maxwell

Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar  –  very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East.  – Gustave Flaubert

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!   – Robin Williams

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.  – Bob Irwin

Dinsdale, He was a nice boy…… He nailed my head to a coffee table.  – Monty Python

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?  – Jack LaLanne

During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.  – Bill Maher

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.  – Dave Barry

Emotions are contagious. We've all known it experientially. You know after you have a really fun coffee with a friend, you feel good. When you have a rude clerk in a store, you walk away feeling bad. – Daniel Goleman


Good coffee may come from Arabia or India, from the Blue Mountains of Jamaica, or via France with an admixture of chicory; but its flavor and excellence will be derived from daily careful roasting and grinding, a truism universally admitted and habitually disregarded.  – Lady Jekyll

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.  – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go to coffee shops or see airplanes land at the airport. – Andrea Hirata

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. ~ Josephine Baker

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.  – Terri Guillemets


I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back. – Hugh Laurie

I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee. – Bella Abzug

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~ Flash Rosenberg

I call it the ‘doll house,’ … It’s absolutely gorgeous, especially at this time of year. It’s a crisp sky and, you know, if we wake up on a clear morning, and then I take little Norm out for a walk, have a little coffee on the deck.  – Jennifer Aniston

I can’t sit around having coffee. I have all these appointments, and a lot of my friends sit around having coffee talking about the jobs they didn’t get. – Eva Marie Saint

I can't imagine a day without coffee. I can't imagine! – Howard Schultz

I force people to have coffee with me, just because I don't trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen. – John Cusack

I had a 2-week courtship with a fellow student in the fiction workshop in Iowa and a 5-minute wedding in a lawyer's office above the coffee shop where we'd been having lunch that day. And so I sent a cable to my father saying, 'By the time you get this, Daddy, I'll already be Mrs. Blaise!' – Bharati Mukherjee

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.  – Carly Simon

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It’s useless brown water.   – David Letterman

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.  – T.S. Eliot

I have to say that I think maybe they did her a favor, and maybe she’ll actually get help. Coffee’s one thing, but coke is another. It’s not something you want to really have as a problem in your life. I think we have to kind of stop rewarding bad behavior and actually start helping people.  – Jennifer Love Hewitt

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