Top 23 happy 50th birthday quotes

Happy 50th birthday quotes:

happy 50th birthday quotes
“At 21 you’re finally free to slam down the throttle and see how fast you can go. At 30 you realize, hey, this thing has a brake pedal too. By 40, that brake pedal is showing some serious wear. At 50, let’s face it, you need a brake job.” – Greg Tamblyn

“At 50, I think it’d be a lot easier to relax if I didn’t have to work another 15 years.” – Melanie White

“Fifty and time to face the facial truth. You’ve got wrinkle cream defeated.” – Melanie White

“Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. ”- Melanie White

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. ”- Victor Hugo

“Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.” – Melanie White

“I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years. ”- Bob Geldof

“I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, “Dad, I just can’t run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.” – Bill Cosby

“I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.” – Melanie White

“Just because a woman is over fifty does not mean she no longer has anything to offer. If anything, we have so much more to offer! We have lived life, we get better with age. I do my best work now in my 60s. Sure, I could retire; but what would I do? Play Bingo? I think not!” – Dawn Wells

“Looking fifty is great – if you're sixty.” – Joan Rivers

“My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair.” – Melanie White

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” – Coco Chanel

“Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section” – Melanie White

“The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.” – Cindy Crawford

“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.” – Dave Barry

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” – T 

S Eliot

“There is a direct relationship between age and the amount of noise you make when getting up….If you sit too long, everything solidifies.” – Janet Periat

“There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.” – Melanie White

“Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.” – Greg Tamblyn

“When you’re 50 and wake up without any aches and pains, you know it’s going to be a good day.” – Melanie White

“When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.” – Melanie White

“You’re not fifty – you’re five perfect 10s!”

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