The largest collection of amazing 80 Mark Twain quotes

The largest collection of amazing 80 Mark Twain quotes,An inspirational collection of famous Mark Twain quotes and sayings

4 Mark Twain quotes
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Men are easily dealt with—but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.― Mark Twain quotes


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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain quotes


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My interest in my work dies a sudden and violent death when the work is done.― Mark Twain quotes


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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain quotes


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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.― Mark Twain quotes


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Necessity is the mother of taking chances. – Mark Twain quotes


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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.― Mark Twain quotes


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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.― Mark Twain quotes


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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel. – Mark Twain quotes


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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain quotes


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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.― Mark Twain quotes


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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. – Mark Twain quotes


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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. – Mark Twain quotes


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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. – Mark Twain quotes


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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same 

size.― Mark Twain quotes


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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve 

the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.― Mark Twain quotes


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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.― Mark Twain quotes


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Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. – Mark Twain quotes


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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain quotes


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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' – Mark Twain quotes


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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain quotes


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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled. – Mark Twain quotes


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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.― Mark Twain quotes


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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.― Mark Twain quotes


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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain quotes


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Patriotism is merely a religion–love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.― Mark Twain quotes


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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain quotes


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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. – Mark Twain quotes


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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. – Mark Twain quotes


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Prosperity is the best protector of principle. – Mark Twain quotes


31.
Put all your eggs in one basket — and watch that basket!― Mark Twain quotes


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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.― Mark Twain quotes


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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. – Mark Twain quotes


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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.― Mark Twain quotes


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Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people.― Mark Twain quotes


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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain 

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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.― Mark Twain quotes


38.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain quotes


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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.― Mark Twain quotes


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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain quotes


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The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? –it is the same the angels breathe.― Mark Twain 

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain quotes


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The Bible has noble poetry in it… and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.― Mark Twain quotes


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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain quotes


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The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the heart and the soul, finding there 

capacities which the outside didn't indicate or promise, and which the other kind couldn't detect.― Mark Twain quotes


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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.― Mark Twain quotes, The Wit and 

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.― Mark Twain quotes


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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.― Mark Twain quotes


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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word. – Mark Twain quotes


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The elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.― Mark Twain quotes


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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.― Mark Twain quotes


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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain quotes


53.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. – Mark Twain quotes


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The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend 

money.― Mark Twain quotes


55.
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.― Mark Twain quotes


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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner. – Mark Twain quotes


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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.― Mark 

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58.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.― Mark Twain quotes


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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. – Mark Twain quotes


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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.― Mark Twain quotes


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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. – Mark Twain quotes


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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. – Mark Twain quotes


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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. – Mark Twain quotes


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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. – Mark Twain quotes


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The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.― Mark Twain quotes


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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. – Mark Twain quotes


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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.' – Mark Twain quotes


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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all. – Mark Twain quotes


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The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.― Mark Twain quotes


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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain quotes


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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. – Mark Twain quotes


72.
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. – Mark Twain quotes


73.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain quotes


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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.― Mark Twain quotes


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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain quotes


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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.― Mark Twain quotes


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The sole impulse which dictates and compels a man's every act: the imperious necessity of securing his own approval, in every emergency and at all costs…. 

It is our only spur, our whip, our goad, our impelling power; we have no other.― Mark Twain quotes

 

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.― Mark Twain quotes


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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.― Mark Twain quotes


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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.― Mark Twain quotes

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