the best quotes about dogs,best 36 dog quotes

the best quotes about dogs,best 36 dog quotes,Want the amazing quotes and sayings about dogs? Here you will find some funny dog quotes.

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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. – Jack London

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal. – Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

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A dog has one aim in life… to bestow his heart. – J. R. Ackerley

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. – Plato

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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. – Buddha

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.― Josh Billings

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash

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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost–he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over. – Josh Billings

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A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life. – Bob Barker

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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. – Arnold J. Toynbee

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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. – Christopher Hampton

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Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. – Latin Proverb

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell. – Charles E. Wilson

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. – Jeff Valdez

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Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. – William Shakespeare

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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I think that's how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman

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Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. – Sigmund Freud

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.― Marilyn Monroe

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Dogs wait for us faithfully. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by a mad woman only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. – Robertson Davies

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Everything I know, I learned from dogs.  – Nora Roberts

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Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right. – Walt Disney

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Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. – Mark Twain

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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. – Alexander Pope

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward. – G. K. Chesterton

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.― Winston S. Churchill

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I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. – Abraham Lincoln

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Sir Winston Churchill

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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. – August Strindberg

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I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway. – Josh Billings