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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. – Jack London
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
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A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal. – Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
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A dog has one aim in life… to bestow his heart. – J. R. Ackerley
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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. – Plato
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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. – Buddha
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.― Josh Billings
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost–he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over. – Josh Billings
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A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life. – Bob Barker
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. – Arnold J. Toynbee
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. – Christopher Hampton
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Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. – Latin Proverb
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell. – Charles E. Wilson
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. – Jeff Valdez
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Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. – William Shakespeare
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I think that's how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman
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Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. – Sigmund Freud
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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.― Marilyn Monroe
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Dogs wait for us faithfully. – Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by a mad woman only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. – Robertson Davies
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Everything I know, I learned from dogs. – Nora Roberts
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Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right. – Walt Disney
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Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. – Mark Twain
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. – Alexander Pope
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
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I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward. – G. K. Chesterton
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.― Winston S. Churchill
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I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. – Abraham Lincoln
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Sir Winston Churchill
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. – August Strindberg
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I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway. – Josh Billings
