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1. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher 2. Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. – Alex…
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40 amazing quotes about coffee

1 I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster 2 I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch 3 I…
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Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh coffee quotes

Good only if it comes through Havre

Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar – very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East. – Gustave Flaubert coffee…
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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams coffee quotes

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin coffee quotes

Dinsdale, He was a nice boy…… He nailed my head to a coffee table

Dinsdale, He was a nice boy…… He nailed my head to a coffee table. – Monty Python coffee quotes

Do you know how many calories are in butter

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? – Jack LaLanne coffee quotes

people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot

During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books. –…
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