Some funny monday quotes and sayings

Some funny monday quotes and sayings

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“All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life. ”― Venus Rivers,monday quotes


“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. ”― Unknown,monday quotes


“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana,monday quotes


“Freak out cause its monday again.” ― Unknown


“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend. ”― Unknown,monday quotes


“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby? ”― Unknown


“I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.” ― Jarod Kintz,monday quotes


“I fell in love like Mondays at noon. Too bad none were around to witness my epic Tuesday. Let’s make Wednesday one last time before you have to Thurday.” ― Jarod Kintz,monday quotes


“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”― Unknown


“I made Tuesday Salad like Monday morning is Sunday night. Do you agree on the difference a day can make in the realm of love?” ― Jarod Kintz


“I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. ”― Leggy Saul


“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” ― Jarod Kintz


“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.” ― Thomas Wayne


“Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues. ”― Rolland Mars


“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’” ― Unknown,monday quotes


“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” ― Roy Station,monday quotes


“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!” ― Unknown


“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really. ”― Arthur Darvill,monday quotes


“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here. ”― Unknown


“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” ― Unknown,monday quotes


“Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” ― Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni


“Monday is the root of all evil.” ― Unknown,monday quotes


“Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly. ”― Unknown


“Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day.” ― The Mamas & The Papas,monday quotes


“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” ― Garry Moll


“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.?” ― Jarod Kintz,monday quotes


“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” ― David Dweck,monday quotes


“Oh! Yeah I have to go to work on Mondays and yes every one hates Mondays. But i look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.” ― Dinky Manuel


“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” ― H. Allen Smith,monday quotes


“On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?” ― A.A. Hodge


“Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.” ― Jim Butcher,monday quotes


“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” ― Dan Salomon


“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.” ― Unknown


“There are no miracles on Mondays.” ― Amy Neftzger,monday quotes


“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.” ― Unknown


“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” ― Lisa Mantchev,monday quotes


“Today I’m in love. Today is Tuesday, though that’s not why I’m in love. I’m in love with Friday, and I actually fell in love yesterday.” ― Jarod Kintz


“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.” ― Jarod Kintz,monday quotes


“What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.” ― Kevin Dalton,monday quotes


“When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.” ― Irvine Welsh


“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn't matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” ― Edmond Mbiaka,monday quotes


“Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?” ― Unknown


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