Quotations about drinking and alcohol,favorite drinking quotes of all time

Quotations about drinking and alcohol,favorite drinking quotes of all time

Quotations about drinking and alcohol,favorite drinking quotes of all time



1.
“I got so wasted one night I waited for the stop sign to change, and it did.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Steve Krabitz


2.
“I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Richard Pryor


3.
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Hunter S. Thompson


4.
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Sir Winston Churchill


5.
“I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Joe E. Lewis


6.
“I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Robert Benchley


7.
“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Dave Berry

 

8.
“I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

 

9.
“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by W.C. Fields


10.
“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . ” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Anchorman


11.
“I love to drink martinis. Two at the very most. Three I’m under the table. Four I’m under my host.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Dorothy Parker


12.
“I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Brendan Behan


13.
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Dean Martin


14.
“I only drink Champagne when in love and when not.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Christian Pol Roger

 

15.
“I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Brendan Behan


16.
“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Raymond Chandler


17.
“I think hangovers are the body's way of telling us we didn't drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day.”— Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Tidewater Joe


18.
“I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.” ― Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Anne Lamott


19.
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. ”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Bette Midler


20.
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Joe E Lewis


21.
“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” ― Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Chelsea Handler


22.
“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Charles Bukowski

 

23.
“If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Joseph Schenck


24.
“If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by David Daye


25.
“If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.”— Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Ernest Shackleton


26.
“If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Blake Shelton


27.
“If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat — in other words, turn you into an adult.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke


28.
“If you don't drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, -And then I go home-.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Jim Jefferies


29.
“If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Dean Martin


30.
“If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Author unknown 


31.
“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Clement Freud


32.
“I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.”— Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Jack Kerouac


33.
“I'm getting drunk, with or without you.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by The Beat Farmers


34.
“I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Phil Harris


35.
“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by George Bernard Shaw


36.
“I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don't know if I'm coming or going.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield


37.
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Benjamin Franklin


38.
“Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring or drinking.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Bill Cosby


39.
“It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Martin Luther


40.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by George Burns


41.
“I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. ”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by George Gobel


42.
“Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Robert Brault 


43.
“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.” ― Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Jim Butcher


44.
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Lord Byron


45.
“Maybe talking when I’m piss ass drunk isn’t entirely bright.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Chris McGowan


46.
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. ” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger


47.
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield


48.
“My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle”. – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Henny Youngman


49.
“No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness — or so good as drink.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Lord Chesterton


50.
“No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Thomas Jefferson


51.
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy, I've done it a thousand times.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by W.C. Fields


52.
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Rick Blaine


53.
“Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Mark Twain


54.
“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Lady Astor


55.
“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Ann Landers


56.
“Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Aaron Howard


57.
“Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Emile Peynaud


58.
“Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by W.H. Davies


59.
“The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin


60.
“The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Author Unknown


61.
“The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober.”   — Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Arian Seid


62.
“The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. ” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Doug Coughlin from Cocktail


63.
“The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by William Butler Yeats


64.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Humphrey Bogart


65.
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. ” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by William Butler Yeats


66.
“Then trust me, there's nothing like drinking. So pleasant this side of the grave; it keeps the unhappy from thinking and makes even the valiant more brave. ” –Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Charles Didbin


67.
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.” ― Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Chelsea Handler


68.
“There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Oscar Wilde


69.
“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Frantois Rabelais


70.
“When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging.When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.”  – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Al Capone


71.
“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by That 70’s Show


72.
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”–Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Jimmy Breslin


73.
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Joe E. Lewis


74.
“Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. ” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Rita E. Torres


75.
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Martin Luther


76.
“Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?” – Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Noel Coward


77.
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” –  Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Oscar Wilde


78.
“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” ― Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes by Steve Martin

 

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