newest 26 funny 40th birthday quotes for men

funny 40th birthday quotes for men


1.
Turning forty isn’t so bad. It’s the new thirty!

 

2.
Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've 

celebrated.


3.
“At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thrity, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.”


4.
The best years of your life are officially over. I hope that you have lived all your dreams and enjoyed your life to the fullest. If you haven’t, that’s 

just too bad. Happy 40th birthday.


5.
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”


6.
There is a saying “Old is in the eye of the beholder.” That’s why at forty it’s getting difficult to read.
Wishing you funny birthday and magical year! 


7.
Forty is when you will finally realize why your dad was so cranky when he was forty. Happy birthday mate.

 

8.
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.

 

9.
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience


10.
You know you are forty when you stop using Facebook to socialize and start using it to spy on your kids. Happy 40th birthday.


11.
"If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it's because that's when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives."


12.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

 

13.
This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.


14.
Inside every us all 40+ is a youngster wondering what on earth happened!


15.
You have gained enough wisdom and maturity all these years growing up. Now is the time you should start having some fun, beginning with your 40th birthday 

party. Happy birthday.


16.
If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it's because that's when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives.

 

17.
Here’s a fact: Did you know that the average age of users on Pinterest is between 35 and 44. So start enjoying the last few years on Pinterest before you 

get bored of it. Happy 40th.


18.
We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.


19.
"The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's."

 

20.
At 40, I realize that I was built for comfort, not speed.


21.
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland

 

22.
The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.


23.
40 is only 18 years old with 22 years of experience


24.
“At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.”

 

25.
“Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age 

of 40, sometimes more than once.”

 

26.
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

 

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