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I love a big dick. I love it inside of me.
I’m sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid?
I’m sorry, I took your daughter’s virginity
Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Let’s go handsome, come on.
Does this shirt make me look gay?
I don’t need dental work.
because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
Are you always this cocky? Only on Tuesdays.
He’s adopted.
I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
I like your shirt