Love her dress, Hate her.
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because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
I like your shirt
except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated
Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearin’ these bad boys?
I love a big dick. I love it inside of me.
Please God, don’t let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things.
The next man that loves me and leaves me so quick
I got so many hickeys I look like a leper
Fuck,seriously… it’s like you’re photoshopped.
No cell phones. What about now?
Does this shirt make me look gay?
I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.