Let's go handsome, come on.
Not you, fat Jesus.
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I was so upset when my grandpa died.
I like your shirt
Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
It’s because I’ve got these incredible boobs to fill it out.
Does this shirt make me look gay?
Are you always this cocky? Only on Tuesdays.
He’s adopted.
I don’t need dental work.
How old are you, McLovin? Old enough
Are you kidding? I don’t want to get pregnant.
I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.