Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
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Why don’t you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick.
The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are
Well I hope you’re wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Fuck,seriously… it’s like you’re photoshopped.
because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
I have beautiful eyes
Are you always this cocky? Only on Tuesdays.
He’s adopted.
My mom says I’m special on the inside.
How old are you, McLovin? Old enough
Congratulations,you’re stupid in three languages.
I like your shirt