I like your dress.
It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out.
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which is really weird because I’ve mostly just been doing anal
Does this shirt make me look gay?
No cell phones. What about now?
Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Are you always this cocky? Only on Tuesdays.
Love her dress, Hate her.
I don’t need dental work.
Fuck,seriously… it’s like you’re photoshopped.
because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
I’m sorry, I took your daughter’s virginity
I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
I know it may look like I’d become a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch.