I'm sorry, I took your daughter's virginity. It won't happen again.
It is from a show called "Awkward". Season 3 Episode 4
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I stole that one. But not because I’m black
I’m sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid?
My mom says I’m special on the inside.
except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated
You smell like a baby prostitute. – Thanks.
Well I hope you’re wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
I love a big dick. I love it inside of me.
I have a feeling we should kiss
Fine, I’d be the dirtiest skank they’d ever seen.
How old are you, McLovin? Old enough
I know it may look like I’d become a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch.
The next man that loves me and leaves me so quick