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“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail…but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow…that was fun!"” – Anonymous
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“You're just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!” – Anonymous
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“Your friendship means a lot to me, When you cry..I will cry,When you laugh…I will laugh, When you jump out of the window…I will laugh…again.” – Anonymous
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“Who needs friends? I have the Internet!” – Anonymous
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“It’s hard to find a friend who is:95% Talented,96% Funny ,98% Loving,99% Intelligent,and 100% Sweet,so don’t you dare..lose me!!” – Anonymous
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“If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.” – Anonymous
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“If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.” – Anonymous
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“I'm your best friend, you just don't know that yet. ” – Author Unknown
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“Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.” — Unknown
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“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.” — Unknown
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“Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.” — Unknown
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“Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. ” – Anonymous
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“A real friend is the guy who goes first when the fishing tales break out.” – Anonymous
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“A true friend is one who lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor’s.” – Anonymous
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“A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet. ” — Unknown
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“High school is not the time to find your friends. It's the time to find your bridesmaids. ” – Anonymous
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“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ” — Author Unknown
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“A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.” – Anonymous
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“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” — Samuel Butler
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“Friendship is Love without his wings! ” — Lord Byron
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“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. ” — Unknown
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“Friendship is…calling in the middle of the night and saying: "Sorry…were you sleeping?” – Anonymous
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“If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them” – Andy Borowitz
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“If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky” ― S.E. Hinton
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“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. ” — Anonymous
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“One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. ” — Marcelene Cox
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx
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“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” ― Sicilian proverb
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“Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks! ” – Anonymous
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“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton
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“There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ― Benjamin Franklin
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“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”― Linda Grayson
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“What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.” -Frank Crane
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“True Friends Like Octopus，It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” — A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
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“Friends are like underwear. Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don’t have the streght to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just plain nasty. AND some actually do cover your ass when you need them to!” – Anonymous
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“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. ” — Unknown
