Funny,wise and clever quotes worth laughing over

Funny,wise and clever quotes worth laughing over

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Want to impress your peers with clever words?What are some of the most clever quotes of all time?a list of some very clever and cheeky quotes that you and your friends will love to read.

“A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.” — Maya Angelou


“A clever, imagination, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.” — Percy Ross


“Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.” — George Bernard Shaw


“Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” ― Holly Black


“Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.” — C.S. Lewis


“Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.” — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.” — Elbert Hubbard


“Find enough clever things to say, and you’re a Prime Minister; write them down and you’re a Shakespeare.” — George Bernard Shaw


“He who knows others is clever; He who knows himself has discernment.” — Lao Tzu


“I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.” ― Jarod Kintz


“I like to spoon after I fork.” ― Jarod Kintz


“If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it.” — Toni Morrison


“It does not matter if you think I’m clever or otherwise, my opinions are still the same and equally valid.” — Thomas Harrison


“It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.” — French Proverb 


“Live as if you were to die tomorrow.  Learn as if you were to live forever.” — Gandhi


“Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.” — Bertrand Russell


“No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.” — Francois


“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.” — Henry Ford


“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women.” — Groucho Marx


“People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?” ― Jarod Kintz


“The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.” ― George R.R. Martin


“The really clever people now want to be lawyers or journalists.” —  A. N. Wilson


“The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a clever woman to manage a fool.” — Rudyard Kipling 


“The years teach much which the days never knew.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” — Albert Einstein


“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.” — George Bernard Shaw


“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” — Albert Einstein


“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on” ― Theodore Roosevelt


“Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.” — Henry Ford


“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin


“You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.” — Naguib Mahfouz


“You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'” — George Bernard Shaw


“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” — Harry S. Truman

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