Funny silly quotes can make you laugh out load

Funny silly quotes can make you laugh out load

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Sometime acting silly is not a bad idea: that's only show you are human.Here are A collection of funny silly quotes and sayings. You can read those silly quotes about  love and life.Enjoy our Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes.

  • “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” ― LANA TURNER,silly quotes


  • “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” ― OSCAR WILDE,silly quotes


  • “Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect.” ― Howard Ogden,silly quotes


  • “Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.” ― Shaquille O'Neal,silly quotes


  • “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ” ― Will Rogers,silly quotes


  • “Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. ” ― George Carlen,silly quotes


  • “I didn't like the idea of being foolish, but I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.” ― Daniel Day-Lewis,silly quotes


  • “I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.” ― Al McGuire,silly quotes


  • “I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted — but his or her entertainment value.” ― Geoffrey Household,silly quotes


  • “I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."” ― Woody Allen,silly quotes


  • “I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?” ― Ronnie Shakes,silly quotes


  • “If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” ― Ludwig Wittgenstein,silly quotes


  • “If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.” ― Elbert Hubbard,silly quotes


  • “Life is too short to waste your time with people who waste their own time. ” ― Unknown,silly quotes


  • “Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.” ― Horace,silly quotes


  • “My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.” ― Spike Milligan,silly quotes


  • “The idea that you can somehow erase the Internet is silly.” ― Vint Cerf,silly quotes


  • “The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.” ― George Burns,silly quotes


  • “Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations.” ― Martin Terman,silly quotes


  • “To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.” ― William Arthur Ward,silly quotes


  • “We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. ” ― Phyllis Diller,silly quotes


  • “What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.” ― Henny Youngman,silly quotes


  • “When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.” ― Alanis Morissette,silly quotes


  • “When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.” ― Ozzy Osbourne,silly quotes

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