Funny quotes about being single for girls, boys, guys, man and woman

Funny quotes about being single for girls, boys, guys, man and woman

being single quotes

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you.these being single quotes were designed for you.Funny quotes about being single for girls, boys, guys, man and woman.

being single and happy quotes
funny being single quotes
being single sayings
being single poems


  • “A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.” — Monica Piper


  • “And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go.” — Dr. Seuss


  • “Being single doesn't mean no one loves you… It just means that God is busy writing your love story. ” — Unknown 


  • “Being single doesn't mean that you are weak man. Vice versa, it means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve.” 


  • “Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.” — Niall Horan 


  • “Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says 'Do Not Disturb' on your heart.” — Wiz Khalifa 


  • “Being single is better than being lied to, cheated on, and disrespected. Being single is far better than being part of broken relationship. Being single is not a status, it is a word that shows that you are strong enough to enjoy your life without depending on others.” — Unknown 


  • “Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you and taking charge of your own life.” — Omkar Phatakc 


  • “Being single is not the end of the world. What is the end of the world is when you stop trying to find your next boyfriend/girlfriend”


  • “Being single is only sad if you have a problem with your company. I'm content with mine.” — Olga Kurylenko 


  • “Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.” — Michael Douglas


  • “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” — Carrie Bradshaw 


  • “By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.” — Oscar Wilde


  • “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.” — Carl Jung


  • “Happily Single is recognizing that you don't need or want to be rescued from your life by a handsome prince because your life is pretty awesome, as is.” — Mandy Hale 


  • “He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.” — Lao Tzu


  • “I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” — Delta Burke


  • “I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves.” — Shirley MacLaine


  • “I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.” — Penelope Cruz 


  • “I know why I am single woman. My parents-in-law were not able to have children…” 


  • “I like being single, I'm always there when I need me.” — Art Leo 


  • “I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out late as I want to.” — Eric Dickerson 


  • “I love being single. It's almost like being rich.” — Sue Grafton. 


  • “I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” — Henry David Thoreau


  • “I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the end, the more difficult it got. You don't see things clearly as long as you're still involved.” — Dido Armstrong 


  • “I think… therefore I'm a single man!” 


  • “I'm not a single man. I'm in a long term relationship with action, adventure and fun.” 


“I'm single because I was born that way.” — Mae West


  • “It's better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single.”


  • “It's better to love a boy (a girl) you can't have than have someone you can't love.” 


  • “It's better to stay single than to have somebody who is half there or doesn't want to be there at all!” 


  • “Learning to enjoy being single involves the ability to experience everything through your own essence, instead of living vicariously through a spouse or partner.” —  Ernie Zelinski 


  • “My entire goal in life is to show others guys who are not single how amazing being single is!” 


  • “Next time you hit a speed bump otherwise known as the age old question, 'Why are you still single? look 'em in the eye and say: Because I'm too fabulous to settle.'” — Mandy Hale 


  • “Not everyone who is single is lonely and not everyone who is in relationship feels love.”


  • “One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.” — Anonymous


  • “S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened.” 


  • “Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” — Mae West


  • “Single doesn't always mean available and taken doesn't always mean in love.” 


  • “Single is no longer a lack of options ? but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.” — Mandy Hale 


  • “Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.” — Anonymous


  • “The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.” — Unknown 



  • “Think about it this way: While being married is about becoming the wife you are meant to be, being single allows you to focus on becoming the woman you were born to be.” — Mandy Hale 


  • “Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity. I won't do that.” — Julie Delpy 


  • “Yes, I am single. But… I'm not available.” 


  • “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own.”


  • “You're single not because you are not good enough for one, it's that you're too good for the wrong one.” — Chris Burkmenn 

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.