Funny Napoleon Dynamite Best Quotes and scenes
Best Lines From Napoleon Dynamite.Quotes from the movie Napoleon Dynamite
1.
-What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
-Whatever I feel like I wanna do,Gosh!
2.
How was school?
The worst day of my life, what do you think?
3.
Took me, like,three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
4.
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
5.
Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
6.
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
7.
I caught you a delicious bass.
8.
You gonna eat your tots?
9.
We chat online for,like, two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
10.
-What?
-Can you bring me my ChapStick?
-But my lips hurt real bad.
11.
-Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water.
12.
Tina,you fat lard. Come get some dinner.
13.
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
14.
Sweet!
15.
Your mom goes to college.
16.
You've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin'all our steak.
17.
Would you like to look like this?
18.
Peace out.
19.
That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior.
20.
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up.
