Funny Napoleon Dynamite Best Quotes and scenes

Funny Napoleon Dynamite Best Quotes and scenes

Best Lines From Napoleon Dynamite.Quotes from the movie Napoleon Dynamite

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1.
-What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
-Whatever I feel like I wanna do,Gosh!

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2.
How was school?
The worst day of my life, what do you think?

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3.
Took me, like,three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

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4.
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

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5.
Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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6.
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!

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7.
I caught you a delicious bass.

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8.
You gonna eat your tots?

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9.
We chat online for,like, two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

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10.
-What?
-Can you bring me my ChapStick?
-But my lips hurt real bad.

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11.
-Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water.

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12.
Tina,you fat lard. Come get some dinner.

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13.
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

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14.
Sweet!

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15.
Your mom goes to college.

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16.
You've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin'all our steak.

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17.
Would you like to look like this?

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18.
Peace out.

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19.
That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior.

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20.
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up.