Funny boredom quotes and sayings

Funny boredom quotes and sayings

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A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. ― Gian Vincenzo Gravina

 

A bore is a man who has nothing to say and says it anyway. ― Anonymous

 

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. ― Bert Leston Taylor

 

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. ― Henry Ford

 

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. ― John Updike

 

Against boredom the gods themselves fight in vain. ― Friedrich Nietzsche

 

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. ― Chuck Palahniuk

 

All kinds are good except the kind that bores you. ― Voltaire

 

Anyone bored these days is not paying attention."  ―  Bill Copeland

 

Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours. ― Dale Carnegie

 

Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. ― Ambrose Bierce

 

Boredom and fatigue are great historical forces.  ―  Jacques Barzun

 

Boredom comes from a boring mind.” ― Metallica

 

Boredom flourishes too, when you feel safe.  It's a symptom of security.   ― Eugene Ionesco

 

Boredom is a disease of the mind and psyche, an insidious disease. It not only takes the joy out of life, but the creativity as well. No one of God's children should ever be bored with life. ― Unknown Source

 

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.   ― Bertrand Russell

 

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always. ― Guy Debord

 

Boredom is an emptiness filled with insistence.   ― Leo Stein

 

Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination: both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation, and one leads to the other. ― Susan Sontag

 

Boredom is like a pitiless zooming in on the epidermis of time. Every instant is dilated and magnified like the pores of the face. ― Jean Baudrillard

 

Boredom is my worst enemy. It's killed a lot of my friends, but it won't get me. When I get bored, I go risk my life somewhere. ― LARRY NIVEN

 

Boredom is not an end-product, is comparatively rather an early stage in life and art. You've got to go by or past or through boredom, as through a filter, before the clear product emerges. ― Anonymous

 

Boredom is nothing but the experience of a paralysis of our productive powers. ― ERICH FROMM

 

Boredom is the conviction that you can’t change…the shriek of unused capacities.  ―  Saul Bellow

 

Boredom is the deadliest poison. ― WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY

 

Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. ― Walter Benjamin

 

Boredom is the fear of self.  ―  Marie Josephine de Suin

 

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is."  ―  Thomas Szasz

 

Boredom is the root of all evil ― the despairing refusal to be oneself. ― Soren Kierkegaard

 

Boredom is the self being stuffed with itself. ― WALKER PERCY

 

Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism"  ― – Wendell Phillips

 

Boredom: the desire for desires. ― Count Leo Tolstoy

 

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything. ― Don Marquis

 

Bores can be divided into two classes: those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject."  ―  Alan Alexander Milne

 

Earth's nothing more than a rotating ball of boredom.   ― Star Trek

 

Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.   ― C.C. Colton

 

Ennui is the disease of hearts without feeling, and of minds without resources.  ―  Marie-Jeanne Roland

 

Ennui, the demon, waited at the threshold of his noiseless refuge, and drove away the stirring hopes and elivening expectations, which form the better part of life. ― MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT SHELLEY

 

Every hero becomes a bore at last. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. ― Frank Moore Colby

 

Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. ― Charles Baudelaire

 

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. ― George Saunders

 

He had been bored, that's all, bored like most people. Hence he had made himself out of whole cloth a life full of complications and drama.  ―  Albert Camus

 

He who seeks rest finds boredom. He who seeks work finds rest. ― Unknown Source

 

I am bored with gabbers and their gab; my soul abhors them. . . . Is there any place where there is no traffic in empty talk? Is there on this earth one who does not worship himself talking?"  ―  Kahlil Gibran

 

I am convinced that boredom is one of the greatest tortures. If I were to imagine Hell, it would be the place where you were continually bored.  ―  Erich Fromm

 

I am never bored anywhere:  being bored is an insult to oneself.   ― Jules Renard

 

I don't think suicide is so terrible. Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice.  ―  Lina Wertmuller

 

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.   ―  Lenny Bruce

 

I think what we call the dulness of things is a disease in ourselves. Else how could any one find an intense interest in life? And many do. ― GEORGE ELIOT

 

I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.  ―  Thomas Carlyle

 

If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.   ― – Fresco's Law

 

If you're bored with life — you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things — you don't have enough goals."  ―  Lou Holtz

 

I'm afraid of nothing except being bored." ―  Greta Garbo
In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice.  ―  Richard Bach

 

In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom…Make no mistake; all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S.  ―  William Seward Burroughs

 

Is boredom anything less than the sense of one's faculties slowly dying?"  ―   John Berger

 

Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?  ―  Friedrich Nietzsche

 

Is not life a hundred times too short to bore ourselves?"  ―  Friedrich Nietzsche

 

It is only a step from boredom to disillusionment, which leads naturally to self-pity, which in turn ends in chaos.  ― Manly Hall  

 

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom."    ―  Thomas Carlyle

 

I've lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate."  ―  John Steinbeck

 

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. ― Wayne Dyer

 

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom.  ―  Ovid

 

Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.  ―  Susan Ertz

 

My despair is less despair than boredom and loneliness.  ―  Anthony Swofford, Jarhead

 

No man should go through life without once experiencing healthy, even bored solitude in the wilderness, finding himself depending solely on himself and thereby learning his true and hidden strength.   ― – Jack Kerouac

 

Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true.   ― William Inge

 

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.  ―  Muriel Spark

 

One wonders what would happen in a society in which there were no rules to break. Doubtless everyone would quickly die of boredom.  ―  Susan Howitch

 

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.  ―  Sir Cecil Beaton

 

Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination.  ―  Lin Yutang

 

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.  ― Evelyn Waugh

 

She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring.  ―  Zelda Fitzgerald

 

Society is now one polished horde,Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores and Bored. ― LORD BYRON

 

Someone's boring me. I think it's me. ― Dylan Thomas

 

The Beatles saved the world from boredom.   ―  George Harrison

 

The boredom occasioned by too much restraint is always preferable to that produced by an uncontrolled enthusiasm for a pointless variety.  ― Osbert Lancaster

 

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. ― H. L. Mencken

 

The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.  ―  C. Northcote Parkinson

 

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ― Dorothy Parke

 

The merely well-informed man is the most useless bore on God's earth."  ―  Alfred Whitehead

 

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. ― Henry Kissinger

 

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. ― Nancy Astor

 

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. ― Voltaire

 

The truth is that everyone is bored, and devotes himself to cultivating habits.  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague

 

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom.  ―  Arthur Schopenhauer

 

The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century.  Boredom slays more of existence than war.   ― Norman Mailer

 

There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.” ― G.K. Chesterton

 

There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.  ―  Orson Welles

 

There’s no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes, Crazy, yes. But there’s no excuse for boredom, ever.  ―  Viggo Mortensen

 

They say that death kills you, But death doesn't kill you. Boredom and indifference kill you.  ―  Iggy Pop

 

To do the same thing over and over is not only boredom; it is to be controlled by rather than to control what you do."  ―  Heraclitus

 

Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.  ―  R. I. Fitzhenry

 

Unless a man has been taught what to do with success after getting it, the achievement of it must inevitably leave him a prey to boredom."  ― Bertrand Russell

 

Want and boredom are indeed the twin poles of human life. ― ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER

 

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.   ― -Steven Wright

 

When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.  ―  Eric Hoffer

 

Why is it that no other species but man gets bored? Under the circumstances in which a man gets bored, a dog goes to sleep."  ―  Walker Percy

 

Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom"   ―  Anatole France

 

Work banishes those three great evils, boredom, vice, and poverty. ― VOLTAIRE

 

Writer's block is the greatest side effect of boredom  ― – Jason Zebehazy

 

You'll find boredom when there is an absence of a good idea.  ―  Earl Nightingale