Funny and famous beer quotes and sayings

Funny and famous beer quotes and sayings

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“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.” — Czech Proverb,beer quotes

“Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson,beer quotes

“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.” — Confucius,beer quotes

“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ― Martin Luther,beer quotes

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.― Benjamin Franklin,beer quotes

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” — Henry Lawson,beer quotes

“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” — THOMAS JEFFERSON,beer quotes

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” — Kaiser Wilhelm,beer quotes

“He was a wise man who invented beer.” — Plato,beer quotes

“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.” — David Daye,beer quotes

“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.” — John Churchill,beer quotes

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” — Dave Barry,beer quotes

“People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.” — Capital Brewery

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” — Al Bundy,beer quotes

“Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” — Don Marquis,beer quotes

“Religions change, but beer and wine remain.” — Harvey Allen,beer quotes

“The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'” — Dave Barry,beer quotes

“The mouth of perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” — Egyptian proverb,beer quotes

“Wherever beer is brewed, all is well-wherever beer is drunk, life is good.” — Czech proverb,beer quotes

“Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.” — Carl Worner,beer quotes

“Wine upon beer is very good cheer; beer upon wine consider with fear.” — German Proverb,beer quotes

“You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.” — Adolphus Busch,beer quotes

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.” ― Frank Zappa,beer quotes

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