Famous movie Joe Dirt quotes

Famous movie Joe Dirt quotes


Director: Dennie Gordon,Stars: David Spade, Brittany Daniel, Dennis Miller 

 

1.
You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother.

Joe Dirt quotes


2.
You gotta keep on keeping on. Life's a garden, dig it, make it work for you.

Joe Dirt quotes



3.
Here on earth, we call this place a 'town.' A 'town' is a place where everyone hates you.

Joe Dirt quotes


4.
Won't kill you.

Joe Dirt quotes



5.
I can see down your shirt!

Joe Dirt quotes



More Joe Dirt quotes


Joe Dirt: I got the poo on me!

 

Clem: Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

 

Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.


Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong… It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering 

iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

 

 

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