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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. – Mark Twain quotes

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. – Mark Twain quotes

The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.― Mark Twain quotes

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. – Mark Twain quotes

There are lies, damned lies and statistics. – Mark Twain quotes

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.― Mark Twain quotes

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain quotes

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. – Mark Twain quotes

There are those who imagine that the unlucky accidents of life—life's "experiences"—are in some way useful to us. I wish I could find out how. I never know one of them to happen twice. They always change off and swap around and catch you on your inexperienced side.― Mark Twain quotes

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.― Mark Twain quotes

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce. – Mark Twain quotes

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.― Mark Twain quotes

There is no distinctly American criminal class – except Congress. – Mark Twain quotes

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.― Mark Twain quotes

There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought–a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!― Mark Twain quotes

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. – Mark Twain quotes

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others.― Mark Twain quotes

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain quotes

Time, Damn, SubstituteIt's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain quotes

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain quotes

To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology.― Mark Twain quotes

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.― Mark Twain quotes

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. – Mark Twain quotes

To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.― Mark Twain quotes

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain quotes

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.― Mark Twain quotes


Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. – Mark Twain quotes

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.― Mark Twain quotes

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. – Mark Twain quotes

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. – Mark Twain quotes

Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more.― Mark Twain quotes

Until, SeldomWhy is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. – Mark Twain quotes

Virtue never has been as respectable as money.― Mark Twain quotes

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. – Mark Twain quotes

We Americans… bear the ark of liberties of the world. – Mark Twain quotes

We are all alike, on the inside. – Mark Twain quotes

We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.― Mark Twain quotes

We have the best government that money can buy. – Mark Twain quotes

What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.― Mark Twain quotes

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain quotes

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. – Mark Twain quotes

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.― Mark Twain quotes

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. – Mark Twain quotes

What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?― Mark Twain quotes

When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.― Mark Twain quotes

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. – Mark Twain quotes


When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.― Mark Twain quotes


When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.― Mark Twain quotes

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – Mark Twain quotes

When in doubt tell the truth. – Mark Twain quotes

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. – Mark Twain quotes

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. – Mark Twain quotes


When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.― Mark Twain quotes

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. – Mark Twain quotes

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. – Mark Twain quotes


Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.― Mark Twain quotes

Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.― Mark Twain quotes

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.― Mark Twain quotes

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. – Mark Twain quotes

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain quotes

Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.― Mark Twain quotes

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain quotes

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. – Mark Twain quotes

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.― Mark Twain quotes

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?― Mark Twain quotes

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain quotes

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