Enjoy the best 60 Mark Twain quotes

Enjoy the best 60 Mark Twain quotes

Enjoy the best 60 Mark Twain quotes

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. – Mark Twain quotes

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. – Mark Twain quotes – 

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.― Mark Twain quotes

Don't let schooling interfere with your education. – Mark Twain quotes

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.― Mark Twain quotes

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. – Mark Twain quotes

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain quotes

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.― Mark Twain quotes, Notebook

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.― Mark Twain quotes

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.― Mark Twain quotes

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.― Mark Twain quotes

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.― Mark Twain quotes

Everything has its limit – iron ore cannot be educated into gold. – Mark Twain quotes

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain quotes

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.― Mark Twain quotes

Familiarity breeds contempt — and children.― Mark Twain quotes

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean. – Mark Twain quotes

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. – Mark Twain quotes

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.― Mark Twain quotes

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.― Mark Twain quotes

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.― Mark Twain quotes

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.― Mark Twain quotes


Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.― Mark Twain quotes

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain quotes

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.― Mark Twain quotes

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain quotes

God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention.― Mark Twain quotes

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain quotes

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.― Mark Twain quotes

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.― Mark Twain quotes


Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have someone to divide it with.― Mark Twain quotes


Habit is habit, and not to be flung out the window by man, but coaxed downstairs, a step at a time.― Mark Twain quotes

H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?― Mark Twain quotes

He is now rising from affluence to poverty. – Mark Twain quotes

Heaven for climate, Hell for society.― Mark Twain quotes

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.― Mark Twain quotes

History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.― Mark Twain quotes

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.― Mark Twain quotes

How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. – Mark Twain quotes

Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.― Mark Twain quotes

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. – Mark Twain quotes


Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.― Mark Twain quotes

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain quotes

I always did hate for anyone to know what my plans or hopes or prospects were—for, if I kept people in ignorance in these matters, no one could be disappointed but myself, if they were not realized.― Mark Twain quotes

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain quotes

I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wanted—otherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.― Mark Twain quotes

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.― Mark Twain quotes

I can live for two months on a good compliment. – Mark Twain quotes

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.― Mark Twain quotes

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.― Mark Twain quotes

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.― Mark Twain quotes

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.― Mark Twain quotes


I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places.― Mark Twain quotes

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.― Mark Twain quotes

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.― Mark Twain quotes

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.― Mark Twain quotes

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.― Mark Twain quotes

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.― Mark Twain quotes

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.― Mark Twain quotes

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. – Mark Twain quotes

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