Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams
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A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm
Coffee is a language in itself
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems
Coffee and cigarettes, that’s one of my weaknesses
A great day in New York would be to wake up
Good coffee may come from Arabia or India
Emotions are contagious
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank