Cool ironic quotes or sayings about life,funny

Cool ironic quotes or sayings about life,funny

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“A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.” — Sidney J. Harris about ironic quotes

“A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.” —  William James about ironic quotes

“Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.” —  Stanislaw J. Lec about ironic quotes 

“Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.” —  Harry S. Truman about ironic quotes

“Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again ” — Unknown about ironic quotes

“For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.” — Rudyard Kipling about ironic quotes

“Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not.” —  Elias Root Beadle about ironic quotes

“Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die ” — Unknown about ironic quotes

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ” — W. C. Fields about ironic quotes

“I drink to forget I drink.” —  Joe E. Lewis about ironic quotes

“I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.” —  Chris Rapier about ironic quotes

“I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.” —  Bruce Grocott about ironic quotes 

“I talk to God but the sky is empty. ” — Sylvia Plath about ironic quotes

“If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.” — Paul Beatty about ironic quotes

“If you insist on measuring yourself, place the tape around your heart rather than your head.” — Carol Trabelle about ironic quotes

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? ” — Unknown about ironic quotes

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” ― Voltaire about ironic quotes

“Man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen. ” — Michel Eyquem de Montaigne about ironic quotes

“Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.” —  Thomas Fuller about ironic quotes 

“Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.” —  Robert Anthony about ironic quotes

“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. ” — Dame Edna Everage about ironic quotes 

“Nice people have to be bastards every once in a while so that others can fully appreciate their gentle, loving nature. ” — Dionisio about ironic quotes

“No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. ” — Lily Tomlin about ironic quotes

“One of the functions of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence. ” — Lewis Mumford about ironic quotes

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ” — Calvin about ironic quotes

“Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.” ― Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet about ironic quotes

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ” — Fletcher Knebel about ironic quotes 

“The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. ” — Lucille S. Harper about ironic quotes

“The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it. ” — Carl Becker about ironic quotes

“Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be. ” — Hubert H. Humphrey about ironic quotes

“Time is what keeps everything from happening at once ” — Unknown about ironic quotes

“Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than from the arguments of its opposers. ” — Admiral William Penn about ironic quotes

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.” ― Joss Whedon about ironic quotes

“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” —  Phyllis Diller about ironic quotes

“We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.  ” — Stacia Tauscher about ironic quotes

“What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?” —  Ursula K. LeGuin about ironic quotes

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. ” — PJ O'Rourke about ironic quotes

“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. ” — Sam Levenson about ironic quotes

“You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. ” — Doris Egan about ironic quotes

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Harry S. Truman 

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